Short Nitwit Poems

Wish I had a giant that I could outwit
I’d sneak away when he told me to sit
Bring back the cops and they would arrest the nitwit
Alas, my tiny beanstalk has not grown one whit...

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Fake Data Trump Compiled

Only fake data  Trump has compiled;
By him we often have been beguiled;
Know a nitwit,
Who had a fit; 
He always does act  like a little child.

Jim Horn...

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Trump Does Dastardly Deed

What Trump does is dastardly deed
And has been known to barely read
To do bad things he will stoop
According to latest poop
Nitwit and nincompoop well agreed.

Jim Horn...

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Nitwit,
To Be
 Or Not To Be
By
Tom Wright

What I heard her say was I had wit,
Until she added that other word, nit.
In trying to be funny,
I alienated my honey,
Now to be tied she’s just about fit.
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gnarly gray goat was so plain, he was embarrassed by it.
he collected florals from garden and dressed up with wit.
thought he looked terrific, showed off his petals a bit.
behind his back other goats called him a simple nitwit....

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Bumming Around for a Bum

We were bumming around for a nitwit bum 
When we found Trump who had been from,
Could not count;
To nothing amount;
Mum was word so did turn out to be dumb.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran


Jim Horn...

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Limerick : Once a Baby found in a bucket

Once a Baby found in a bucket
Grew up to be tough as a biscuit
She took a desert trip
Sahara took a flip
(Some people take her/me for a nitwit)
That’s why biscuits taste sandy when bit.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013...

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Impressions and Confessions About Sessions

Only complete idiot would leave impressions;
Then also admit and make more confessions;
A Nitwit Natzi,
Doing kammakazi;
Yep you guessed it, has to be Tom Sessions.

Jim Horn

Instead of Sessions what's the use;
Maybe who we really need is Seus....

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everywhere I try to walk
The cement is dirty
With the most outrageous talk
Slang here
F YOU's there
Mothers on the street
Obscenities everywhere
The thrill is lude
Trying hard to be rude
I am a Hyprocrite nitwit
it's so easy to conclude
The Cross around me
But my mouth needs some soap
Heckling and swearing
How can my ideology hope to cope
My own word
a cursory absurd
when will I sleep
and people stop calling me a nerd...

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Here comes Robbie the Elf with skills of a nitwit. 
All of the rumors says he is resilient, and never will quit. 
We all call him Robbie the Rhythm Man, this is his nickname
He is reliant, resourceful and repetitious in fame.

The reason we all know him, and this is the truth
Is he once out-sang a robin, her name was Sweet Ruth.
The wizards all remember that day, some say overdue.
Sweet Sue got huffy and angry, so this story is true....

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The Christmas Choo Choo is coming around the bend.
The joy she gives to children simply cannot end.
We are happy to see her, she brings such enjoyment to us.
She’ll be here in a minute, chugging on the railroad truss.

The Christmas Choo Choo is coming. She’ll be here in a bit.
She makes our hearts go pitty pat, she throws some into a fit.
I love everything about her; she makes me excited as a nitwit.
The Christmas Choo Choo is here. More later, now I sit....

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so it begins
i can see the light
not that one you nitwit
but the world looking bright

what is causing this breakview
i hear you say
tbe expertise of a surgeon
has saved tbe day

had a cataract 
which made seeing gross
now life is bright again
no more remorse

the only trouble is 
i can see dust what a shame
lived once in ignorant bliss
now can write my name

so it begins.... seeing my demise
now i look through bright shiny eyes.

penned 8 February 2019...

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