Neuman Poems - Poems about Neuman

...Au revoir oh perilous freedom... Since pledging my troth to the missus July 25th, 1996 after the comma error punctuated mein kampf with disequilibrium. Ever since the notions of life, liber......

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...Figurative paralysis laid waste body electric of mine This is Spinal tap bamboozling, binding, bleeding, bombing... ripped from every dog eared and book marked page recounting latest ill fat......

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...Fretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddle After experiencing a severe, albeit violent near lethal bout of irritable bowel syndrome (yesterday night August 30th, 2023) triggered courtesy dulcola......

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...Unidentified extraterrestrial(s) willingly abducted me As a divergence from the apocalyptical, dialectical, geomorphological, judgmatical, metaphorical, philosophical..., I share an out of ......

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...Worry knot chokes out the living daylights I know from personal experience the foolhardiness of courting, flirting, honeymooning... worse case scenario, particularly when just a wee lad, your......

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...Unidentified flying object abducted yours truly,... a willing experimental subject to escape untenable married life. Upon falling into a deep slumber, the following subconscious somnambu......

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...My favorite president? Can't tell you now they've re-written history and a mob with pitchforks would be chasing me. The terms of their herd immunity let them rule with impunity from within t......

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...I have a problem; these animals keep digging mammals moles, gophers ~ hole digging tunnels Oh! Burrowers where’s your den you’re not our friend ~ small animals holes moles, voles, ra......

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...which prime mate affectionately called buttock blaster alimentary explosion ofttimes causes global disaster upon such gaseous debacle run for your life ever faster! Yours truly (humorously dry h......

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...LAVENDER LADY She was my lavender lady; Standing by the lake, Gazing across the sky-blue water At who-knows what in the distance. She was the very essence of elegance. Spurning......

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...Radical planet friendly measures equals earning kudos as unsung hero (think environmental/carbon footprint) nearly absolute zero while global population quarantine suspension of civil rights wo......

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...Morality and self-fulfillment attainable without belief in God similarly yours truly would figuratively crane his credulity to ascertain Ichabod mentioned in first Book of Samuel as purported s......

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...Time and again finances stretched to breaking point crackle, pop, and snap 'curse Alfred E. Neuman smiles at yours truly (this luckless papa) with with his toothy gap haint even Abel nor Cai......

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...Unsolicited feedback across rock of ages woke beguiling ghostly busty spectre courtesy Marie-Antoinette, (i.e. bride of France's arty choke King Louis XVI) bespoke let him eat cake, and (sic)......

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...Alice Neuman, the last human who could drive died Spread rapidly on networked news platforms that never lied To the twelve billion populous that could not Because of the AI developed when she was ......

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