Groucho Poems - Poems about Groucho

... Never a Marxist I didn’t like Groucho And though I read Spanish forget Sancho Panza I was a big Lenin fan John, not Vlady -- who loved a hot-toddy ......Read the rest...

... Springtime is upon us, And I'm perched upon a tree, I would truly love to write But there's nothing I can see, When all at once I saw a crowd, A host of golden.......sorry wrong poem. When a......Read the rest...

...I received a re-invitation email this morning. A ‘come on, why don’t you want to?’ note that struck me as odd. See, I’ve been ‘tapped’ for a couple of final clubs at Yale. It can happen if you earn t......Read the rest...

...Karl Marx was a historian and scholar Groucho Marx whooped it up and hollered Both of them were starved for attention Neither of them honorable menschen * __________________......Read the rest...

...The howling winds of March Furious gusts of air mightily blow bestirring anchored poet sitting comfortably numb securely strapped in his hard to maneuver easy bath chair while all around him ......Read the rest...

...NAME: Phil Latio. QUALIFICATIONS: LLB (Law) PhD (Medicine) & FSC (Federation Starfleet Commander). POSITION: Head job. AGE: pass. SEX: I don’t like bei......Read the rest...

...Like Hannibal we crossed the pass and crossed the Alps (okay, the Brynderwyn Hills) and a bridge too far on north-west passage. From out of the Valley of Mizpah to the fires of perdi......Read the rest...

...Number of patients expecting to be waking up with a groucho mask on and a mirror to hand......Read the rest...

..."Some Grave Humor for Monday Mourning" Posted 5 Apr 2021 take note: if you don't go to your friend's funerals they won't go to yours some think our cemetery is nice......Read the rest...

..."Book Worms" Posted 1 Feb 2021 i'm reading a book about anti-gravity I can't put it down that bio of Led Zeppelin's guitarist is a real Page turner don't ......Read the rest...

...Classic Radio I crave classic radio! Boston Blackie and The Shadow; Captain Midnight; Fibber Maggie and Molly; Ace detectives fighting crime; Or comedians making up limericks in rhyme. Keep......Read the rest...

...Whar art mine fervent zeal for Marx Brothers? While figuratively trout fishing for ideas to write about analogous (hook, line and sinker) idea wormed itself into mind with clout moment of awar......Read the rest...

...I picked "cinqku" because I don't know what form that is, and I'm too lazy to look it up; but if you've ever read any of my poetry you should know I don't want to lead anyone down a particular ......Read the rest...

...Why rhyme you ask? Because it is fun, it is easy, and my mind is broken. SCREECH…………………………………… Stop that! I warn myself. We have had more than enough of that. Trixie picks up a feather duster an......Read the rest...

... “The Penelope Squad” A line of bluebirds tittering on a line swaying on the winds like comedian pageboys having a good time poop in the pe......Read the rest...