Groucho Poems - Poems about Groucho

... Apropos of John H. Doe A name we all know Just like Uncle Sam ~ He too’s on the lam ____________________ 'Critics Corner' (......

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...I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. —Groucho Marx Adventure is just bad planning. —Roald Amundsen Must Be A Carnival Lady, what did you see ......

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...In the velvety night, caressed by shadows, A poet whom I deeply respect whispered to me, That my verses, through his cold and harsh eyes, Were but weak jokes, a pale reflection, Not slicing arter......

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... ~ To the tune of: 'Where Have All the Flowers Gone?' ~ Where have all the comics gone Long time passing Milton Berle and Alan King Long time did their thing......

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... Never a Marxist I didn’t like Groucho And though I read Spanish forget Sancho Panza I was a big Lenin fan John, not Vlady -- who loved a hot-toddy ......

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...I received a re-invitation email this morning. A ‘come on, why don’t you want to?’ note that struck me as odd. See, I’ve been ‘tapped’ for a couple of final clubs at Yale. It can happen if you earn t......

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...Karl Marx was a historian and scholar Groucho Marx whooped it up and hollered Both of them were starved for attention Neither of them honorable menschen * __________________......

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...The howling winds of March Furious gusts of air mightily blow bestirring anchored poet sitting comfortably numb securely strapped in his hard to maneuver easy bath chair while all around him ......

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...NAME: Phil Latio. QUALIFICATIONS: LLB (Law) PhD (Medicine) & FSC (Federation Starfleet Commander). POSITION: Head job. AGE: pass. SEX: I don’t like bei......

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...Like Hannibal we crossed the pass and crossed the Alps (okay, the Brynderwyn Hills) and a bridge too far on north-west passage. From out of the Valley of Mizpah to the fires of perdi......

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...Number of patients expecting to be waking up with a groucho mask on and a mirror to hand......

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..."Some Grave Humor for Monday Mourning" Posted 5 Apr 2021 take note: if you don't go to your friend's funerals they won't go to yours some think our cemetery is nice......

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..."Book Worms" Posted 1 Feb 2021 i'm reading a book about anti-gravity I can't put it down that bio of Led Zeppelin's guitarist is a real Page turner don't ......

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...Classic Radio I crave classic radio! Boston Blackie and The Shadow; Captain Midnight; Fibber Maggie and Molly; Ace detectives fighting crime; Or comedians making up limericks in rhyme. Keep......

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...Whar art mine fervent zeal for Marx Brothers? While figuratively trout fishing for ideas to write about analogous (hook, line and sinker) idea wormed itself into mind with clout moment of awar......

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