Flunky Poems

how it is done

...A very rich man, not the one who springs to mind
likes to leave behind as many children as he can 
Clearly, it would be wrong to have an affair with so many women, almost immoral, where emotions di...

Corny, Hairy and Schmo

...Three funny guys, Curly, Larry, and Mo
Slapstick comedians, you all must know
But there are three circus clowns
Who create mayhem and frowns
The crowd calls them Corny, Hairy and Schmo

...

Still wrestling with impasse to contentment

...Still wrestling with impasse to contentment

Dispense sing with fidelity blithely agog
just me and mine dark shadow 
slinking along outer limits of 
the edge of night doth blog
passivity, the p...

Back Passage Billy

...I'd chosen you as my flunky -
Your hair - Neanderthal red,
You'd hurry towards my shrill calling,
De-cloth me and roll me to bed.

'Textured', you woo-ed, 'mild and creamy',
Said I'd never last...

The Truth Emerges

...Butter me up
    Polish my apple
  Reverends praise me
    from the chapel

  I like 'em flunky
    obsequious too
  Fawning all over me
    credit where due

  How long will this last
   ...

Monkeying Around

...Great-Dancing Monkey

Funky
monkey

Not Ben and Jerry’s!

Chunky
Monkey

Servant Baboon

Monkey
flunky

Monkey in Chains

Clunky 
Monkey

Too Long Near Skunk Cage

Skunky
monke...

Wrestling With Impasse To Contentment

...Wrestling with impasse to contentment

Dispense sing with fidelity blithely agog
just me and mine dark shadow 
slinking along the edge of night doth blog
passivity, the path of least resistance ...

Long In the Tooth Male Doth Recount Reflect Reimagine

...Long in the tooth male doth recount, reflect, reimagine...
his woebegone damn dental daze today May 5th, 2021 

No particular rhyme nor reason
garden variety indentured flunky (me)
revisits his ...

Priya Saha- a Political Parasite

...For futile complaint
Priya Saha just a news
Flunky animal
Earthworm ploughs only in rain
Rest whole season suffers pain
Trump card the bidder
Enjoys the gossiping lien 


-Monday, July 22, 2...

Flunky To a Junkie

...Chunky,
clunky,
flunky,
junkie,
you're a chunky, clunky, drugged up tool,
flunky to a junkie, and a fool.


(Tyburn)


08,08,2019
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Chop Up a Chicken

...Anti-social at its finest
I'm Johnny Unitas
Nobody’s highness
I hate drugs
I hate when people rely on highness
Yes weed heads turn into junkies
My crush when I was 16 is now a flunky
Lord plea...

Mine's Bigger Than Yours

...

My golden ego soars higher than yours
I can hold my breath longer underwater
of course,
because my publican lungs are stronger than yours
I can outshout your taxing voice 
to the heav...

Journey

...The journey of a jock, sports really rocked. The jewels, the pools for get about school, his people were saying, you're a fool, he ridiculed.

He was in stride, on a wonderful joyride, while in the...

Neptune

...Neptune 
 The king sits on a wooden throne on a turf of
dry land, his country has been swallowed up
by the sea, turns to his premier and says; why 
didn´t you ask the Dutch for help, their flat 
...

9 Am Reaming

...You’d like to tell them,
those middle management flunky
shove it up your ass, &
maybe you should’ve
told them!

But then you remembered
Kline.
He told them, just that!
More balls then brains.

They c...

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