Fannies Poems - Poems about Fannies

...who wears short shorts? she wears short shorts. a cute song from the seventies. with preteens bopping around showing their cute fannies. who wears short shorts today? In this restaurant a pair......Read the rest...

...Those zebra twins have more energy than a barrel full of hungry lions. I try to picture this but can’t, as I have never seen a barrel that size. They prance around in my yard and eat my petunias, t......Read the rest...

...gone back to nature plants overtaking the streets nothing to wager no fannies in too small seats no more televised repeats nothing new to learn knowledge without a future only time to burn ......Read the rest...

...I had the craziest time at the Squigglehawk ball all the Frazzlefairies were bouncing off the wall, Jellyfunts were swinging their enormous trunks as they boogied away with pongaliciou......Read the rest...

...Ironic how most of the wealthy old greenies pamper their white satin fannies over fancy bidets behind the walls of butchered Cherrywood trees. Stuffing RVs and private planes with fracking gasol......Read the rest...

...Today West Ham Went Berserk And Bournemouth Lost Its Shirt No Need for A Cover Since Jason Was Sent Home to His Mother So Far, Its Four That the Hammies Have Scored This Will Put A Litt......Read the rest...

...I remember when birds were just plain birds, and ducks were the birds that swam in the lake. Binoculars were tools for seeing ballet; heavy, clumsy, hard to control focus. Once taught to list......Read the rest...

..."Death In The Streets” By Stark Hunter Oh Cabman! Please take me up to 42nd street! I got a show at six, and lines to learn. Bessie, May and Tiny are singing “The Holy Roller Burn.” Si......Read the rest...

...I’d soon disappear were mine Dor’thy shoes, Fitted glass-sandals in apricot hue, When clicked together ask wearers to choose, Any fantasized place where dreams come true; Outer-space, maybe, migh......Read the rest...

...My thanks to my fans and fannies on Soup You're appreciated by this old poop For gracious comments so kind Verse to stimulate the mind You are ......Read the rest...

...Sitting in church on a warm Sunday morn we were thinking of food as the service drug on Instead of the sermon, we could hear tummies rumble in spite of my Grandpa, who grumbled and yawned Pews ......Read the rest...

...When very young, no more than a lad, mom spanked my hand when I was bad. Tommy don't meddle, son don't do that, then on my bottom was placed a love spat. I could not climb to reach things high......Read the rest...

...I drink my root beer with soggy fries soiled buns Hamburg runs while watching the tube in an unsightly nude give me a Draft or an A&W glass sitting in this position, it hurts my advancing Ass ......Read the rest...