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Who Wears Short Shorts

...who wears short shorts?
she wears short shorts.
a cute song from the seventies.
with preteens bopping around showing their cute fannies.

who wears short shorts today?
In this restaurant a pair...

Categories: fannies, age,
Form: Light Verse

Discussing the Zebra Twins

...Those zebra twins have more energy than a barrel full of hungry lions.
I try to picture this but can’t, as I have never seen a barrel that size.
They prance around in my yard and eat my petunias, t...

Categories: fannies, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Free verse

Elimination

...gone back to nature
plants overtaking the streets 
nothing to wager
no fannies in too small seats
no more televised repeats

nothing new to learn
knowledge without a future
only time to burn
...

Categories: fannies, future, humanity, lost, sometimes,
Form: Tanka

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

The Squigglehawk Ball

...I had the craziest time at the Squigglehawk ball
all the Frazzlefairies were bouncing off the wall,
Jellyfunts were swinging their enormous trunks
as they boogied away with pongaliciou...

Categories: fannies, clothes, dance, fantasy, fun,
Form: Rhyme

Praying For the End of the Braying

...Ironic how most of the wealthy old greenies
pamper their white satin fannies over fancy bidets
behind the walls of butchered Cherrywood trees.

Stuffing RVs and private planes with fracking gasol...

Categories: fannies, america, freedom,
Form: Free verse

A Sporting Poetic Exhibition

...Today West Ham Went Berserk 
And Bournemouth Lost Its Shirt 
No Need for A Cover 
Since Jason Was Sent Home to His Mother 

So Far, Its Four 
That the Hammies Have Scored 
This Will Put A Litt...

Categories: fannies, appreciation, dream, football, funny,
Form: Rhyme

On Birdwatching

...I remember when birds were just plain birds,
and ducks were the birds that swam in the lake.

Binoculars were tools for seeing ballet;
heavy, clumsy, hard to control focus.

Once taught to list...

Categories: fannies, adventure, animal, bird, flying,
Form: Free verse

Death In the Streets

..."Death In The Streets”

By Stark Hunter

Oh Cabman! Please take me up to 42nd street!

I got a show at six, and lines to learn.

Bessie, May and Tiny are singing “The Holy Roller Burn.”

Si...

Categories: fannies, death, heartbreak, horror, violence,
Form: I do not know?

My Ruby Sandals

...I’d soon disappear were mine Dor’thy shoes,
Fitted glass-sandals in apricot hue,
When clicked together ask wearers to choose,
Any fantasized place where dreams come true;
Outer-space, maybe, migh...

Categories: fannies, home,
Form: Sonnet

I Love Soup - Especially Poetry Soup

...My thanks to my fans and fannies on Soup

    You're appreciated by this old poop

         For gracious comments so kind

             Verse to stimulate the mind

                  You are ...

Categories: fannies, on writing and words,
Form: Limerick

Gram's Sunday Dinner

...Sitting in church on a warm Sunday morn
we were thinking of food as the service drug on
Instead of the sermon, we could hear tummies rumble
in spite of my Grandpa, who grumbled and yawned

Pews ...

Categories: fannies, family, food, happiness, drug,
Form: Free verse

Mothers Day

...When very young, no more than a lad, 
mom spanked my hand when I was bad.
Tommy don't meddle, son don't do that,
then on my bottom was placed a love spat.

I could not climb to reach things high...

Categories: fannies, family, inspirational, loss, love,
Form: Couplet

Root Beer Belly Missuer and An Ode To All Things 70's & 80's

...I drink my root beer
with soggy fries
soiled buns
Hamburg runs
while watching the tube
in an unsightly nude
give me a Draft or an A&W glass
sitting in this position, it hurts my advancing Ass
...

Categories: fannies, funny, old, old,
Form: I do not know?