Categories:
ewing, art, character, creation, culture,
Form: Bio
Sports Shorts -- Layups
...Patrick Ewing
What you chewing?
Larry Bird
Hall-of-Fame assured
Scottie Pippen
Lid's still flippin'
Tim Duncan
Legacy hasn't sunk in
Bill Bradley
Didn't play badly
Walt ...
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Categories:
ewing, basketball, humorous, stars,
Form: Light Verse
Slither Away
...Tas De Chieness beat The World's Greatest
When Gnawdia Knumbins used a Sunday Easterroll
To pin Lensett Phinestt at 17:00.
Herman Densewoods and "The Late night" Man of Mystery
Fought to a doub...
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Categories:
ewing, 4th grade, music, sexy,
Form: Classicism
Hymn: Melting Frozen Jewels
...God's bountiful creation,
our hearts with wonder fill,
held now in contemplation
with mind and body still.
Diversity of creatures,
varieties of plants
for our delight displayed here
that we ma...
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Categories:
ewing, christian, creation, environment, judgement,
Form: Verse
Abcs of Cat Adoption As a Black Cat
...As Black Cats Don’t Easily Find Good Homes, I’d Just Keep Lovingly Mewing Nicely Or Pur...
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Categories:
ewing, animal, cat,
Form: I do not know?
Major Nelson Aka J R
...Major Nelson found himself on the sand
Was off target when coming in to land
A glass bottle changed his life
The contents became his wife
And a wedding ring he put on her hand.
But then he we...
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Categories:
ewing, humor,
Form: Limerick
Loose Stools
...I seethe with livid rage within the bowels of my being
when sitting upon the porcelain goddess ample defecation doth cling
immediately triggering an internal self hatred
charge of body electri...
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Categories:
ewing, anger, angst, body, emotions,
Form: Free verse
Wouldn'T You
...I want a sassafras root beer soda
my head on Mount Rushmore South Dakota
I want a brand new pair of brown shoes
get my name on a brand of booze
wouldn't you
I want to live in a mega palace
cr...
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Categories:
ewing, fun, humorous, i love
Form: Rhyme
Rich Man Poor Man
...By Ezar
As snow flakes fall to cover the side walk my people get tired of the side talk
Work for me You won't be financially but at least you put a couple gifts under the tree
At least you can ...
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Categories:
ewing, business, culture, education, freedom,
Form: Lyric
Lame Jokes
...Patrick Ewing is Neanderthal, but his wife is pretty yawl.
Neil Cannon face is comical, but Mariah Carey loved him so.
Michael Jordan is crooked teeth and Juanita is petite.
Donald Trump is runnin...
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Categories:
ewing, humor, humorous,
Form: Imagism