Dosh Poems

Grave Digger With Wounds and Co Digger

...“Please, Sam stop!”
“Why? Stan, Nope”
“Yes, Sam Stop”
“And just mope?”
“Your shovel drop”
“You can’t cope?”
“Soon shall hop” 
“Means: no hope!”
“Means: You Look”
“A wound-Gosh!”
“Marks just...

Corrupt Folks

..." Hungry lives in the pockets of All corrupt people  of the World." 
"Any corrupt person has a big mouths to swallow a golden big brick."
          Quotes by poet

Corrupt folks,  
Did you notic...

Take It Back

...To the self appointed patricians of government

Take back your schemes
Take back your doles
What makes you deem
That I was one of your proles

I may have needs
Wishes it’s true
Keep your sna...

The Sitting President

...The sitting president of the USA (irony)

My dislike of Trump is deep
like that of any dictator driven by ambition and cruelty. 
Then I read the twitter and find tittle-tattle 
about him and the...

Plastic Jewels

...I spent my day shopping for rubies

for my Mommy who wished to mate

misheard though because I was small

asked for boobies instead for her date


the vendour asked me how many

I replied ...

Jacob's Ladder

...
The news out Armageddon is upon us and it’s time for all of us to go 
The world's armies have all gathered and they are putting on a show

Heaven is calling and everyone wants to know just where...

Kidnapped - For Slap the Muse Contest

...Kidnapped. - for Peeking Through The Keyhole Contest

The hole where the key’s meant to go
Was vacant so I had to know
What was outside to be seen
But my captors weren’t all that keen

It seem...

Nae Dinner Again

...Nae dinner again 
Ah heard my ma saying 
Wit am ah gonna 
Gee the blimming wains 
We're staving ma the wains wid say
Shut yer mouths
Ave been trying to tap aw day .
Then in it stoats all drunk...

A Great Goy

...In Observant Jewish communities everywhere
  From Jerusalem to New York
The word 'Goy' is used pejoratively               (Hebrew: Person/People/Nation)
  --No differently than pork

Yet examine...

The World Is a Small Plane

...I have travelled through the cluttered corridors of my tired mind countless times. 
I have reached deep into the dark abyss of my captive soul and in that profoundly disturbing darkness, I went sear...

Malcee - the Bestest Beerman In the West Part 2

......  continued...


Now Malc opened a savings account, at the co-op bank,
He knew his dosh would there be safe, it was honest, fair and frank,
But when he told them of his name, they didn't real...

My Contst Pom

...My Contst Pom

‘Josh Kibosh’ who has only small-scale splash cash
looks for a young woman’s copious plash stash
when his hogwash commands dosh
Josh’s gluttonous slosh habits turn posh
so Madam ...

The Chemistry of Lucre Is Not Strange

...On Radio 4 this morning, plastic fivers...

So, money doesn’t grow on trees no more
For some of us it never really did
The rich grow ever richer, and the poor
Still grovel for a poxy flippin’ qu...

Waiting For the Man, 9 11

...When the attacks on the towers began
I was sicker than sick, and waiting for the man
Bodies fell on bodies, stone fell on stone
‘Welcome to the Orange answer phone’

When the force of the second...

Open Sesame

...Aladdin and his magic lamp,Ali Baba and his thieves. 
Sinbad and his sailors ship , a thousand tales like these.
I wish I had a djinni, who could open up these doors,
that men with dead eyes sceam...

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