Dosh Poems - Poems about Dosh

...“Please, Sam stop!” “Why? Stan, Nope” “Yes, Sam Stop” “And just mope?” “Your shovel drop” “You can’t cope?” “Soon shall hop” “Means: no hope!” “Means: You Look” “A wound-Gosh!” “Marks just......Read the rest...

..." Hungry lives in the pockets of All corrupt people  of the World." "Any corrupt person has a big mouths to swallow a golden big brick."           Quotes by poet Corrupt folks,  Did you notic......Read the rest...

...A CUPBOARD LOVE She checks the fridge, it is full of food But of her boyfriend, there is no news Save her belly is full, she doesn't care Worry comes, once the cupboard bare Vibes picked ......Read the rest...

...RISHI SUNAK'S BUDGET It started with every second line about the Ukraine war Like we did not already know enough of the darn score What's with the £400 million and a half a billion dollars T......Read the rest...

...To the self appointed patricians of government Take back your schemes Take back your doles What makes you deem That I was one of your proles I may have needs Wishes it’s true Keep your sna......Read the rest...

...WANTS V’S NEEDS I wanted the handbag, one for me and one for Darlene At 5.3 million apiece, I only had £50, imagine the scene I would not say I am weak, when it comes to saving up Worsen by ......Read the rest...

...THE ASYLUM IS FULL OF THEM His pout was put away in a jar up there on the shelf Questions made about the state of his mental health Told us all he was the President of the United States An atto......Read the rest...

...The sitting president of the USA (irony) My dislike of Trump is deep like that of any dictator driven by ambition and cruelty. Then I read the twitter and find tittle-tattle about him and the......Read the rest...

...I spent my day shopping for rubies for my Mommy who wished to mate misheard though because I was small asked for boobies instead for her date the vendour asked me how many I replied ......Read the rest...

...WHERE THERE IS A WILL It has been over three months now and still no Grans will Through the letterbox; comes another, got to be paid bill As the insurance didn’t cover for my Grans Zombie de......Read the rest...

...JACOB’S LADDER News is out; Armageddon is upon us, and it is time for all of us to go The world's armies have all gathered, and they are putting on a show Heaven is calling and, everyone wan......Read the rest...

...AN UNLUCKY LUCKY CHAP Frane Selak is a Croatian man who has allegedly escaped death seven times In 2003 he won the lottery £600.000 <-- that's a lot of dosh to a Croatian There was a man cal......Read the rest...

...Kidnapped. - for Peeking Through The Keyhole Contest The hole where the key’s meant to go Was vacant so I had to know What was outside to be seen But my captors weren’t all that keen It seem......Read the rest...

...Nae dinner again Ah heard my ma saying Wit am ah gonna Gee the blimming wains We're staving ma the wains wid say Shut yer mouths Ave been trying to tap aw day . Then in it stoats all drunk......Read the rest...

...In Observant Jewish communities everywhere From Jerusalem to New York The word 'Goy' is used pejoratively (Hebrew: Person/People/Nation) --No differently than pork Yet examine......Read the rest...