Disgruntled Poems

Someone Is Disgruntled

This is written in defense of the contest sponsors who are being disrespected by a 'poet' who feels his entries were not judged fairly. In separate posts, he contested their judgement. They should never be publicly harassed by a poor sport.


Someone is disgruntled and quite perturbed
so, he wrote about it. Could be he is disturbed
Got

Disgruntled Poetess of Late

Be a blessing to us and stop writing such trash
With hypocritical flair making our teeth gnash,

All your talk of being so close to the good Lord
Falls flat when you slice fellow poets with a sword

Why do you harass those who enter contests?
Seems there is jealousy in your lame protests,

You do not get comments, most of

Disgruntled Are the Once Gruntled Poets

The Gods created music
so poets would not have to talk.
The dramatic or moody warblers
stood forth.
Now we had a sing-song mouth
for the scribes.

You’d think that both singers and writers
would be content to plaster the page and air
with these heaven-sent arts,
but
no,
poets sulked, grew sullen
their egos swollen to an eighth degree.

None could not be silent,
And so they invented

Disgruntled Politician

Did I not speak words of greatest import
While seeking your attention for the vote?
On my best behavior I surely did comport.

With unsavory characters I did not consort
Lest my reputation be found in the moat
Did I not speak words of greatest import?

I did my best to bring constituents comfort
Over your little ones I never failed to

This Disgruntled Troll

I am not inventing this disgruntled troll
Who writes nasty messages gloomy and droll
Seems unhappy with everything I prize
Glad I do not see things through her eyes

Nor do I believe everything is going to hell
If only things were her way, all would be well
Unfortunately her view of America is morose
Which she disses with poems much too

Disgruntled Sloth

I'm going to the zoo. Oh, I am going to have some fun, I get to see the kangaroos and the baboons too. The happy sun is shining and I'm standing in front of the cage of one, very slow moving, Sloth suspended from a tree limb.

While no one was looking, I put my arm

Disgruntled Mom and Her Stay-Inside Kids - Nursery Rhyme

Eight o’clock, Eight o’clock – Children, arise.
Out in the yard you can chase butterflies!

Nine o’clock, Nine o’clock – Children don’t dawdle!
You move like a duck who can’t even waddle.

Ten o’clock, Ten o’clock – Children it’s late!
Really, I haven’t all morning to wait.

Eleven o’clock – Kids, you have to get going.
Your kites I’ve got ready. A

Disgruntled Disarray

In every weary word, there is a selfish storm,
Within a blinding blurred of a formless form…
Thoughts are lost amidst the negligent nights,
Tongues are tossed upon blasphemous bites.

Cloudy confusion arises from its sacrificial still,
As the able abeyant advises the wandering will…
The silence surrenders to the drowning deluge,
For the rain remembers to release in its refuge.

Where the

A Disgruntled Recruit

There was once a recruit named Hubie Hunt,

   Who hoped to fly but was told "no" so blunt,

      "Sorry, you ain't qualified"

         So Hubie was certified

            To tote a

Disgruntled Wedding Guest

As the guests arrive, I share a pew with myself.
                                             

Disgruntled

Is this thing on?
I've got something to say!
Is this thing on?
Probably no one is listening anyway!
We live in a place based on unity
Why are we having such disparity?
We can't represent without proper tools
Dissing each other is just plain cruel. 
I thought we were supposed to be indivisible which means our bond can't be broken 
United

Random Thoughts of a Disgruntled Snowman

Here I stand on the front lawn for all gawking passersby to see;
A convenient spectacle on which neighborhood dogs choose to pee!
I try to keep my cool (so to speak) as people make sport of me,
With carrot nose, silly hat, arms formed from branches of a tree!

A corncob pipe clamped between charcoal teeth shapes my

Santa's Disgruntled Reindeer

'Twas time once again to saddle up for the annual world tour,
Another flying trip around the earth that they must again endure!
"I'm a-gittin' too old fer this flyin' business!" declared Prancer!
"That fat old man is sure gittin' a burden to tote!" exclaimed Dancer!

"The old man gets the treats - all we git is oats!" grumbled

Disgruntled Grunt

He comes to work in no such haste, 
And wishes he’s some other place; 
“Oh, I believe, ” he always say, 
“I’m overworked and underpaid! ”
Yet for every day that Heaven made, 
Still he shows up just the same.
After all, he needs the pay; 
The wife must eat, anyway.

Much full of regret and reproach, 
He

Disgruntled

Should a pig ever get laryngitis
Well he wouldn’t be pleased in the least
For, not being able to talk to his friends
He would be such a disgruntled beast

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