Dickie Poems - Poems about Dickie

Dancing D

...Dickie dumbfounded dumbkopf
danced delirious dumpling dance
duped into dumb bunny deception...

Thats Not Very Kind

...I have to rethink, regroup and retaliate
That is not very kind said my brother Nate
The money she stole came out of your bank
Nate called up two more thugs – Dickie and Hank

They hatched a plan...

Peggy Gets Sent to the Principal

...Peggy had never been a fighter or a scrapper or such
But she got tired of being teased by a bully named Hutch
He called her names, and pulled her pigtails too
This happened many days in a row, pos...

Harriet Harris nee Kuritsky

...Harriet Harris née Kuritsky...

Despite being a nineteen year old bride
she wed Boyce Brandon Harris
half a decade her senior,
(where I ranked less than a twinkle in their eyes)
during the mont...

Clint's Host ''EPIC''sode's -2-

...Jane right at work as she shares point watch of the front desk's with her equal who ran off to get their hot prepped meals an offering I declined. 

I waited for his return keeping Jane com...

Suggestions for Dissatisfied Dickie

...Dissatisfied Dickie sat in the chair to mope
He likes that mood said his brother, he can be a dope.
It’s not his fault said another, he has had a mean wife.
So do I said the brother, but I have ha...

Slang Men’s Names in Footles- Part 6

...
He’s always So Behind

Hasten,
Mason

Heavenly Guy

Sky glow
Milo

A Great Guy

Maxwell
acts swell

Sure Not Dickie Nixon

Tricky
Micky

Spoiled Guy

Bratty
Mattie

Why We ...

Faerie Dance Is In Full Swing

...Faerie dance is in full season swing
Ding dong dickie doo ding dong ding
We dance in a frenzy, some even fling 
Faerie bells on fire with a ting-a-ling-a-ling

Faster and faster scream crazy Min...

Lil' Richie

...A butcher named Richard McCall
Attended a naturist ball.
        But at registration,
        Due to refrigeration,
His name tag read "Dickie McSmall"....

My Dickie Bird

...My poor little dickie bird confided in me
He'd give anything if he could only be free
A zipper, to his chagrin
Keeps dear dickie within
So when I look down he's not looking at me...

Six Relatives

... 
Here are six tales of six relatives of mine
Now all have passed in the passage of time
Mostly seen through the eyes of a child
Poetic licence used for I’m no Oscar Wilde
~~~
Aunt ...

Bawdy Limerick

...Bawdy limerick

An actor who’s called Tu Hung Lo
Starred naked in a seedy show
At his standing ovation
Couldn’t hide his elation -
Came back on stage in dickie bow!

11/15/19...

Night First

...no one sleeps tonight
we up and be jammin
we be jammin
we gone dance the night away
hear what I say
we gonna party all night
we be dancing and grinding
tell your freinds bout this jambouisri
...

The Ballad of Arthur and Mandy

...A tribute to the late, great Victoria Wood x

Arthur and Mandy sat one night
When he gave her a dreadful fright
Ripped off his jumper revealed his string vest
Showing snippets of his hairy chest...

If Mama's Glider Could Talk

...If Mama’s Glider Could Talk

Cold days, hot days, in between days,
The red glider rocked on the gingerbread porch;
Where Mama shucked beans, or mended seams,
And visited with comers all.

She ...

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