Short Dickie Poems
Short Dickie Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Dickie by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Dickie by length and keyword.
Lil' Richie
A butcher named Richard McCall
Attended a naturist ball.
But at registration,
Due to refrigeration,
His name tag read "Dickie McSmall"....
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Categories:
dickie, cool, humor, humorous, nature,
Form:
Limerick
Jonah Falcon He's Not
At the computer sits Dickie McDuff
Searching a password that isn't too tough
With a cocky demeanor
He types in 'mywiener'
And the computer says "Not long enough!"...
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Categories:
dickie, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Bawdy Limerick
Bawdy limerick
An actor who’s called Tu Hung Lo
Starred naked in a seedy show
At his standing ovation
Couldn’t hide his elation -
Came back on stage in dickie bow!
11/15/19...
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Categories:
dickie, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
My Dickie Bird
My poor little dickie bird confided in me
He'd give anything if he could only be free
A zipper, to his chagrin
Keeps dear dickie within
So when I look down he's not looking at me...
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Categories:
dickie, bird,
Form:
Limerick
A Quickie
Have a crazy brother-in-law named Dickie
At times Dickie can be rather tricky
At 90 years old
He's just been paroled
His crime... he asked a cashier for a quickie
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
dickie, silly,
Form:
Limerick
My Dickie Bird
My poor little dickie bird once confided in me
He'd give anything if he could only be free
A zipper, to his chagrin
Keeps dear dickie within
So when I look down he's not staring back at me
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
dickie, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Thats Not Very Kind
I have to rethink, regroup and retaliate
That is not very kind said my brother Nate
The money she stole came out of your bank
Nate called up two more thugs – Dickie and Hank
They hatched a plan to get it all back
And by golly, they kept that plan on track
I hope you did it kindly I said to him.
He gave me a smirk, a shake and a grin....
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Categories:
dickie, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
Faerie Dance Is In Full Swing
Faerie dance is in full season swing
Ding dong dickie doo ding dong ding
We dance in a frenzy, some even fling
Faerie bells on fire with a ting-a-ling-a-ling
Faster and faster scream crazy Ming and Ping
Faerie bells are chiming with a loud tinkling zing.
Wing wong wiki woo wing wong wing
This whole dance is happening on a butterfly’s wing....
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Categories:
dickie, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form:
Monorhyme
Suggestions for Dissatisfied Dickie
Dissatisfied Dickie sat in the chair to mope
He likes that mood said his brother, he can be a dope.
It’s not his fault said another, he has had a mean wife.
So do I said the brother, but I have had a good life.
To get over being sad, he has to get up and go.
Begin a hobby or go fish salmon in the snow.
Jump out of an airplane or write a novel or something.
Instead he sits waiting for his cheer-up-dumpling....
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Categories:
dickie, depression,
Form:
Rhyme