Camilla Poems - Poems about Camilla

Queen Checkmate

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There was a young Lady who followed a Prince,
then became a Princess when she kissed a frog,
I don't know why — perhaps she's Di.

This same young Lady married the dog,
not a hog to ma...

A Duckling named Camilla

...How lucky I was to inherit a villa!
Soon, I bought a tiny duckling for my pond.
Quickly and with a smile, I named her Camilla.
Together, we soon grew so fond.
As I watched her wet her feathers ye...

Camilla DeVil

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(To be sang to the tune of "Cruella DeVil" 
from Disney's 101 Dalmatians) 


Camilla DeVil, Camilla DeVil.
She’s dancing ballerina,
Makes the audience still.
She shows enticing magnetic fl...

Ode to Pot Holes

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Oh gaping chasm of misfortune
A sign of council extortion?
Roads not fit for purpose
Driving makes us nervous
Neglect of civil responsibility
The cause of such hostility
Oh pot hole why so ...

King Chuck

...King Chuck [Apologies to Steve Martin]

King Chuck (King Chuck)
Now when he was a young lad,
He always knew he’d be
the sovereign of a nation people stood in line to see.
(King Chuck) How'd you...

About Time - In King Charles Own Words

...About time,
I've paid my dues I've crossed the line,
This moment I thought would never come,
Is in my grasp, the deed now done.

Don't get me wrong, I loved my Mum,
But all that passed would su...

No One Does It Better

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They came
They marched
They honoured

Their newly crowned monarch
on Coronation Day
King Charles the third
and Camilla his Queen
in the Golden State Coach 
the World for to see
  ...

Headline News Today

...Headlines are all about the Sussexes and royal Palace news
I hurry past them because I don't care about their issues
Seems to be about betrayal, and which side will win out
Too much attention is p...

Charlie Norton - Expansion Planned

...Charlie Norton has expanded 
Ever since his work was seen
And favourably commended 
By an Equerry to the Queen
He’s added Panto Dames instruction 
With an optional modular course
For white face...

The Queen's Long Journey

... "she carved her own road . . . "

                                     Camilla, Queen Consort of the United Kingdom
                                    (2022, speech on the death of Q...

God Save the Queen

...It was the year of the scorned Princess
when Di did on Charles and Camilla dis.
  But Liz in her dis-dain
  who through it all did reign
couldn’t save her Annus Horribilis!


        ...

Long Live the King

...Say one, say all, the Brits will shout, “Long Live the King!”
When elevating His Royal Highness, Charles, Prince of Wales,
He, who did a most treacherous thing,
According to Princess Diana, wh...

My Dreams of Cam

...Dreams are thoughts in our head,
That invade our nights creating stories.
These places we've been unable to,
Remember causes our bodies to,
Protect us from those memories.
Those memories can be ...

Birthday Gifts

...I don’t think I shall quite forget the name Camilla Martin.
She’s the teacher of me grandson at the local kindergarten.
No question she’s a lovely lady; dedicated through and through,
but the less...

Two-Week Lovers, Part Iv

...IV.
But come the next day he saw no Cammy,
and could do nothing but sigh mournfully,
then say to himself,”I guess we're all done.
Even broken she'll stay here in the sun.”

Norm returned home, ...

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