Best Slathered Poems
Upon a Desert Sea...The full moon was half risen above the Earth
shining her nightlight across cooling desert sands.
She smiled, deep in thought and a sense of mirth,
"This could have been done with my own......
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Categories:
slathered, moon, nature,
Form:
Rhyme
A Summer Sunset On a Beach...Oh, to watch the sunset, sitting with my guy,
seeing the persimmon of a summer sky.
Like apricot jam, it’s slathered out and glowing -
glowing like the smile, which on my face is growi......
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Categories:
slathered, sunset,
Form:
Rhyme
Choco-Mama Mania...Ooey, gooey, give me choc-o-lot!
If I must, I'll take it liquid hot,
But "wicked" like they fix it in Madrid,
Thick as porridge, satin sunburnt sweet.
(Not like here: sugar,milk and cocoa......
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Categories:
slathered, chocolate,
Form:
Rhyme
I Tasted Summer...I tasted summer…
It sure tasted good
I was dying for a sip
Of my iced coffee CHINO
Only in Cyprus…
My drug of choice
Crushed ice with sweetened coffee
OH....YES!
In the evenings
succulent wa......
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Categories:
slathered, sea, september, summer, sun,
Form:
Narrative
Twisted Popcorn...Twisted popcorn lace decorates
The eastern pale blue sky
A canopy of delight hangs
Miles and miles up high
Upon the eastern horizon
An orange sun seeks to climb
Across the sun streaks of ......
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Categories:
slathered, beauty, blessing, faith,
Form:
Rhyme
All Women Over Forty Are Dried Up...Absurd situations amuse me; they get written into poems.
Foolish generalizations about groups of people infuriate me;
they also get written into poems.
All Irish, all whites, all English, all red......
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Categories:
slathered, age, bullying, conflict, hello,
Form:
Light Verse
I Was On a Roll...I was on a roll
Dunked into vegetable soup
We passed peas, corn, and carrots
Someone slathered butter on me.
Uh-oh!......
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Categories:
slathered, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form:
Light Verse
Huskey Mountain Ode...Gravel crusted potholes, all slathered up with mud,
And ruts that jar your bones served on the side.
No place to turn around: I know because I've tried;
The heavy rains bring washouts from......
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Categories:
slathered, home,
Form:
Rhyme
Visiting Dr Seuss Collaboration...I finally got my most exuberant, elaborate wish
To talk to the poet who immortalized red and blue fish,
The maestro who made a living from books of green eggs and ham,
A man who made the Star Bell......
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Categories:
slathered, poetry, tribute,
Form:
Rhyme
Amberfest Ambiance...
Amberfest Ambiance
Ah, the orange-gold, I behold in things,
Such as the amber, in my wedding ring.
Invitation to a classic, zesty brunch.
Heart-pounding for this splendiferous lunc......
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Categories:
slathered, august, food, imagery, ocean,
Form:
Rhyme
A Mean Dose of Regular...Satisfied in no satisfactory way
I eat my dreaded shredded wheat.
Ugh.
An everyday food bringing me no joy.
A pattern I have fallen into at breakfast
Reminding me of mundane things
Bringing a m......
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Categories:
slathered, age, feelings, food, nostalgia,
Form:
Free verse
Pooping Like A Proper Italian this is for Jan...
I poop every morning after a Pizzelle slathered in Nutella
it is nine am in Italy and not a good time to eat mortadella
I poop after lunch after eating pizza with spicy pepperoni
it is t......
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Categories:
slathered, funny, hilarious,
Form:
Couplet
The Father Day Gift From Dragon...Father’s Day was coming and Dragon was already, in full mode.
Hubby was his Hero, a true Papa, like in every story ever told.
Everyone was talking about what’s, to be, their Papa’s Day gifts.
Yep,......
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Categories:
slathered, fantasy, fathers day, fun,
Form:
Light Verse
Poof of Smoke...In a Poof of Smoke, and a Raging Flame! We went running for our lives!
Dragon was at it, again! He had heartburn throughout the night, That’s Right!
You took the penguins to the Zoo, to visit frien......
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Categories:
slathered, family, fantasy, funny, hilarious,
Form:
Light Verse
White Feathered Fowl...white feathered fowl
slathered in black slimy crude
let their cry be ours . . .
For "OIL SPILLED OUT ANGER! /Slam Contest by SKAT*......
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Categories:
slathered, slam
Form:
Haiku