Best Auctioneer Poems

An unmarked auction house in the cellar
Fat cat millionaires outbid one another
A quiet pissing contest
To be the lowest of low-lifes.

A living corpse up for gropes...I mean grabs. 
She’s a virgin, for now.
Chocolate curls over a red silk chemise
Cerulean eyes, swollen.

Fifteen years old with her head...

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Tribute to Robert the Auctioneer      

Who’llstartthisbidat fifty fifty fifty
I sayfiftyfiftydollafiftyfiftydolla
C’mongivemefiftyfityfity dolla
Okhowboutfortyfortyfortydollawho’llgivemefortyfortyfortydolla
Ihave twentyfivetwentyfivetwentyfivedollanofortynoforty
I havetwentyfivedollatwentyfivetwentyfivetwentyfivewho’llgiemethirty
Thirty thirtythirtydollawho’llgiemethirtythirtyThirtydollasIhavethirtydollas
IneedfordyfordyfordyIneedfordydollasfordyfordyfordydollasOKIhavethirtyfivethirtyfivetthirtyfi
vedollaswho’llgiemefortyfordyfordyfordyIhavethirdyseventhirdyseventhirdysevennowfodryfor
dyIhavefordyc’monpeopleyouknowwhatthisisworth,giemeFortyfivefordyfivefordyfive
IhavefordyfivefordyfivefordyfordysevenIhavefordysevenfordysevenIhavefordyeithfordy
eightfordyeightfordyninefordyninefordynineFifty!
Ihavefiftydollasfiftydollasfiftydollas…...

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Auctioneer Did Disappear

We already had a horrible auctioneer,
So bad did request that he disappear;
Need a nut,
And guess what,
Who would appear Trump who is here.

Jim Horn...

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