What to Submit?
A humorous poem which uses many malapropisms and/or mondegreens.
Minimum 14 lines
A new poem written specifically for this contest.
Any rhyming form or highly metrical form such as iambic pentameter is acceptable.
First Prize, Glory
Second Prize, Glory
Third Prize, Glory
Twelve Honorable Mentions
Preparing Your Entry
Submit one copy of your poem online. Format your poem. Please make your entry easy to read — no illustrations or fancy fonts.
Poems should be in English. Poems translated from other languages are not eligible, unless you wrote both the original poem and the translation.
A Note to Poetry Contestants
You are welcome to enter this contest, whether or not you won a prize in one of my previous contests.