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About Seren Roberts
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Bloggers PhotoHello All
I am a 29 year old Welsh girl,with a great sense of humour.

Single by God's choice.

Am a registered Staff Nurse/Midwife, have had serious operation recently but now back in work albeit on shorter hours.
I live alone, except for Tilly my old Boxer bitch I rescued 6 months ago, she had a shyte life, but is happy beyond words now.

I love all your comments, some make me laugh out loud, some make me hmmm.  lol

If I should ever miss a congrats. from any of you, please dont take it as an insult, just maybe a large vodka and coke got in the way.

Love you all..



 

Most Recent Blog Post


WARNING ITS A BIT NAUGHTY SEX ON MARS
Blog Posted:1/14/2013 7:11:00 AM

 

The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating
enough Frequent Flier miles. 
They meet a Martian couple and are
 talking about all sorts of things.
Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers,
how they make money, etc. 
Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. 
'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen. 
The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'
 
A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for
the night and experience one another... Maureen and the male Martian go
off to a bedroom where the Martian strips.. He's got only a teeny,
weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick. 
'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen.. 
'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?' 
'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!' 
'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his
 forehead with his palm.
With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite
 impressively
long. 
'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.' 
'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull,
his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is
extremely exciting to the woman. 
'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love. 
The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate ways.
As they walked along, Charlie asks, 'Well, was it any good?' 
'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful. How about you?' 
'It
 was
 horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache ...
She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.' 
 
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  1. Date: 1/14/2013 4:43:00 PM
    This is too funny, thanks for the laughs Seren, xxx

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/15/2013 1:06:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    my pleasure Rose
  1. Date: 1/14/2013 3:26:00 PM
    bwahaha Funny one, Seren :0)

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/15/2013 1:05:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    nice sound laughter
  1. Date: 1/14/2013 2:37:00 PM
    As Mork would say: "Na-Nu Na-Nu" !! ...To relate to it I can (Master Yoda's accent)... Funny this is very! : )

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/15/2013 1:05:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    is this Mork the same as Mork and Mindy
  1. Date: 1/14/2013 2:17:00 PM
    hahaha

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/15/2013 1:04:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    keep laughing Andrea
  1. Date: 1/14/2013 2:03:00 PM
    Love it, now I'm off to see if my forehead is still red ;)

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/15/2013 1:04:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    you dont need your ears pulled, very interseting. Seren walks away thinking oh yes...... lol
  1. Date: 1/14/2013 1:22:00 PM
    LOL, you and Mandy are awesome. Keep it up! Luv, Gail

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/15/2013 1:03:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    we are a team, can a pair be a team, whatever, we just are lol
  1. Date: 1/14/2013 10:51:00 AM
    Betwen you and Mandy, we will always have a laugh to share. Thanks.

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/15/2013 1:02:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    hey dont worry Mandy and i will keep you all laughing
  1. Date: 1/14/2013 10:00:00 AM
    Laughing our loud !!

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/14/2013 10:33:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    good thats another smiley face ...Seren
  1. Date: 1/14/2013 9:31:00 AM
    hahaha, thanks for the morning chuckle

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/14/2013 9:46:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    glad your all laughing ....Seren
  1. Date: 1/14/2013 9:25:00 AM
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/14/2013 9:47:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ok ok David i know the expression pulling my leg, but ears...........Nope......Seren
  1. Date: 1/14/2013 8:53:00 AM
    Ahhh - Haaaaa. I just knew Martians were behind the, "I could've had a V-8" marketing campaign!!! ;-)

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/14/2013 9:48:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol Joe i am laughing now....Seren
  1. Date: 1/14/2013 8:07:00 AM
    Truely unique... LOL... Loved it.

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/14/2013 9:45:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    does this come under the heading "Dont try this at home" haha
  1. Date: 1/14/2013 7:15:00 AM
    oh my goodness I am horrified and shocked....... NO just kidding ,this had me in stitches just what i needed now the plaster is off lol xx

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/14/2013 7:19:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    well i hope the friends on here have a laugh too. did you like the others i sent you. a few quite funny ones amongst them. if i am asked about this one am gonna blame you haha

My Past Blog Posts

 
Thank You for all your Prayers
Date Posted: 5/5/2013 11:00:00 PM
DID YOU KNOW?
Date Posted: 4/13/2013 1:42:00 AM
HEY GIRLS HOW ABOUT THIS?
Date Posted: 4/11/2013 10:39:00 AM
what lurks within contest is now finalized
Date Posted: 4/7/2013 4:43:00 PM
HELP
Date Posted: 4/7/2013 3:42:00 PM
My contest What Lurks Within
Date Posted: 4/6/2013 2:16:00 PM
my contest WHAT LURKS WITHIN
Date Posted: 3/21/2013 12:42:00 PM
starlings putting on a show
Date Posted: 3/16/2013 9:20:00 AM
look at this pic what lurks in that room, new contest using this pic
Date Posted: 3/12/2013 5:38:00 PM
why do Welsh soldiers wear a leek in their hat badge
Date Posted: 3/1/2013 12:41:00 PM
MARCH 1ST,
Date Posted: 2/28/2013 1:04:00 PM
New Poems
Date Posted: 2/27/2013 7:03:00 PM
Picture : wrote a poem about it Lonely Road
Date Posted: 2/26/2013 8:01:00 PM
AVATAR FOR PD
Date Posted: 2/23/2013 11:15:00 AM
warning to parents lol
Date Posted: 2/23/2013 2:23:00 AM
Hope you havent heard this one before
Date Posted: 2/21/2013 8:43:00 AM
the missing Cartoon pic that went with the Blog
Date Posted: 2/20/2013 6:10:00 AM
second part of the Men thing
Date Posted: 2/19/2013 3:26:00 PM
why men are never depressed hmm is that right
Date Posted: 2/19/2013 3:23:00 PM
something to make you smile
Date Posted: 2/18/2013 12:57:00 PM
shaft of light contest now finalized
Date Posted: 2/16/2013 5:02:00 PM
another boat pic.... Hope you will enjoy looking at it
Date Posted: 2/10/2013 4:37:00 PM
stormy night at sea painting
Date Posted: 2/9/2013 9:01:00 PM
last one for tonight promise hope you liked my work
Date Posted: 2/8/2013 3:03:00 PM
lonely fisherman
Date Posted: 2/8/2013 2:37:00 PM

My Poems

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Date PostedPoem TitleFormCategories
5/18/2013No longer alone - conclusion 5 minute poemRhymejoy,love,son,
5/17/2013Where the wind blowsRhymelife,love,wind,
5/16/2013IndiaFree verse (vers libre)life,
5/13/2013He walks alone - 5 minute contestFree verse (vers libre)lonely,lost,
5/10/2013BlueTankablue,color,
5/10/2013VioletTankacolor,
5/9/2013Heavenly ViewRhymenature,
5/9/2013Dream in a pictureRhymeart,dream,
4/27/2013A Bacon Roll oh my I cant resistRhymedesire,food,
4/24/2013What is timeFree verse (vers libre)time,
4/24/2013I just found out - contestRhymebest friend,
4/24/2013Hope, harmony, enlightenmentAcrostichope,
4/23/2013In the meadow - re- postedRhymedream,spring,
4/19/2013what are friendsFree verse (vers libre)friend,
4/18/2013enjoying the rainRhymerain,
4/16/2013Loves tuneHaikulove,nature,
4/16/2013Poet - lost now foundRhymewriting,words,
4/15/2013word portrait Free verse (vers libre)friendship,words,smile,
4/15/2013self portraitFree verse (vers libre)life,prayer,smile,
4/14/2013A soul awakened Free verse (vers libre)hope,prayer,hope,
4/12/2013Brains Dark - Pub Song Free verse (vers libre)happy,dark,city,dark,love
4/11/2013Listen to the shell - ocean-kuHaikunature,sea,
4/10/2013My Bed The Synathroesmic Cat Coupletfunny,
4/10/2013Ghostly Figures RoundelVerselost,
4/9/2013Box of Tissues-Humiliation-Rhymefunny,life,
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