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Off Your Rocker Poems - Poems about Off Your Rocker

Off Your Rocker Poems - Examples of all types of poems about off your rocker to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for off your rocker.
Premium Member An Idiomatic Chicken Tale
...An Idiomatic Chicken Tale Don’t count your chickens before they hatch, you may bite off more than you can chew. But if you do count, make sure you have a bird in the hand rather than tw......Read the rest...
Categories: off your rocker, bird,
Form: Free verse

Premium Member Professors Secret
...The professor kept his cats secret because he was a man. He had been told that cats were women’s pets by cousin Fran. She was completely off her rocker, as crazy as a loon. Still he was embarrasse......Read the rest...
Categories: off your rocker, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Met the New Art Substitute Teacher
...We had a new art sub yesterday. No surprise. We have had nineteen art subs since March. It is the last week of school. Mr. G the new art sub was positive. Energetic. Glad to be here. Told me......Read the rest...
Categories: off your rocker, teacher,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Expensive Cheep
...Operation disaster plan madman gone crazy off the rocker once apon a time still going on today burning coals head full of orange steam we don't know why I guess green light green suit engi......Read the rest...
Categories: off your rocker, animal,
Form: Free verse
Can'T Get Right
...Lunatic, Touched, Mad, Crackpot, Psychotic, Crazy, Cuckoo, Insane, demented, Nuts, Loco......Read the rest...
Categories: off your rocker, mental illness,
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Pin the Tail
...PIN THE TAIL O’Haggard Hoarfrost, she plays winks, rocks on a sawhorse, tweedle-dee drinks. Mad Merrie O’Boyle slays lightning from nails — dazed loony-toon, wears out his flannel ta......Read the rest...
Categories: off your rocker, humor,
Form: Couplet
You Didn'T Hear It From Me
...Through the door, Uncle Ben came in Of course he is Aunt Sue's honey Years ago, she dropped Sloppy Joe And not just because of money! They brought with them, their Baby Ruth Upstairs is her re......Read the rest...
Categories: off your rocker, humor,
Form: Quatrain
Trump Must Go
...So America, how does it feel? To choose a dumbass of a president Such as Donald Trump" now? Not so great a ruler is he? He doesn't know the facts He didn't take precautions He didn't have bac......Read the rest...
Categories: off your rocker, anger, poetry,
Form: Free verse
What Are Idioms
...You might take this with a grain of salt Knowing I heard it on the grape vine Why they let the cat out of the bag I'd say your guess is as good as mine They say I tend to sit on the fence, Off......Read the rest...
Categories: off your rocker, character, education, humorous, language,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Epananalepsis Form - You Must Be Irish
...YOU MUST BE IRISH March on into the greenness of March! Charming and idyllic — shamrocks shaped with four leaves, sprinkled with ......Read the rest...
Categories: off your rocker, fun,
Form: Verse
Trump Further Inspect
...Trump Further Inspect When Trump we would further inspect, Discovered has been a human reject; Off his rocker, And a mocker, As well as dumb ***** we did detect. Jim Horn......Read the rest...
Categories: off your rocker, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Players So Short
...Players So Short Even if my players are still so short, Can count on God when on the court; Defend and depend, Until very end; Trough trials and tribulations did support. Jim Horn Will B......Read the rest...
Categories: off your rocker, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
The Funny Side of Strokes - My Hospital Embarrassment
...An event I have to tell you about was a rather embarrassing occasion for me, But they say laughter is one of life’s best medicines, so I’ll share it with you happily. One morning I was getting dr......Read the rest...
Categories: off your rocker, funny, health,
Form: Rhyme
A Zealous Poet
...All right, no more Abecedarian again! Buzz off, Cut me some slack, Dogging me, Entrapping me with a Form of poetry I am not Good at, Hamilton! I entreat you Jot down some other forms that w......Read the rest...
Categories: off your rocker, word play,
Form: Abecedarian
Grandma's Rocker
...Grandma's rocker Grandma would sit on her rocking chair Rocking all day long. The chair was her joy each day. As she grows old. She loved to rock on the porch. As the car drove by she would sm......Read the rest...
Categories: off your rocker, grandmother,
Form: Free verse

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