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You Didn'T Hear It From Me

Through the door, Uncle Ben came in Of course he is Aunt Sue's honey Years ago, she dropped Sloppy Joe And not just because of money! They brought with them, their Baby Ruth Upstairs is her real Papa, John Notice how Ginger snaps at all, It's not Shirley Temple she's on! Now you didn't hear it from me But stay clear of Betty Crocker She will Chuck steak, and hit your head Some say that she's off her rocker! Have you seen Colby Jack a car? And from his wife, hostility! It's not nice that Rosemary spice, But you didn't hear it from me!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020




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Date: 6/4/2020 6:18:00 PM
My pantry is now a soap opera of intrigue - thanks for this fun ditty today :)
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Pat Adams
Date: 6/6/2020 9:05:00 PM
I'm glad you liked it Michelle. Sorry so long on the reply, but this retirement is getting the best of me. I'll figure it out though! Thanks for commenting my friend!!....pat
Date: 5/26/2020 6:38:00 PM
G'day PAT … ah rumours! Many live for a nice juicy scandal and love to pass it on. You've provided quite a spicy tale here BUT - you didn't hear that from me - thanks PAT - Lindsay
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Date: 5/29/2020 8:24:00 AM
Ha! Thanks a lot Lindsay and I'll pass it on, but not as far as anyone knows!......80)
Date: 5/25/2020 3:20:00 PM
i'll bet you had fun writing this, pat! i had fun reading it...
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Date: 5/29/2020 8:22:00 AM
Actually that was fun! I'm glad you liked it!......pat

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