Cut The Cheese Poems - Poems about Cut The Cheese

...On my honor I will do my best To be real quiet, and not a pest I’ll smear some butter on a crispy roll And let you dip it in my soup bowl. I won’t dress up seeking flattery Unless I win the fr......Read the rest...

...We are the days that we’ve become. moments dripping gifted from the lounging clocks in rolling melted sightings, given by the gifted madness of a soulmate’s fightings. Our lives wrapped up i......Read the rest...

...Little Jack Marty He was a smarty Sitting in his second grade online class He developed an urge to pass some gas When it came out of Little Marty’s shell It had that pumping smell Hearing......Read the rest...

...Oh Jeeze! He wants a poem about cheese, This guy is hard to please, I hope he likes what he sees. I don't know about you, But many people like Bleu, Wait! Take a step back, You say it's got ......Read the rest...

...What are they doing? I cautiously asked. The magnificent mighty-mighty-cheesiest-cheese dance, she whispered, and do not get too close. Frenzied children were throwing each other on the ground, d......Read the rest...

...She was such a prim and proper wife. When asked to cut the cheese, she'd ask her spouse to, please because she did not like to use a knife. But sometimes she would sneeze. She could not h......Read the rest...

...Got GAS--- Flatulence Got me sum delicate tummy Ate too MUCH late at night After eight-thirty for Pete’s sake---- Guess I should not have ate That cabbage and raw egg cinnamon-shake NOW MY......Read the rest...

...With a GRUNT she said, "I grill meals," "Won't you PASS THE GAS lighter please?" He said, "LET IT RIP!", to seal the deal Impressed with how she CUT THE CHEESE SILENT BUT DEADLY, were her cats ......Read the rest...

...it was starting to rain on the night that we first decided the chance to roll the dice my birthday cake was ready so was the famous spaghetti when all of a sudden someone let out a fart a......Read the rest...

... Mama always said, before you cut the cheese, open the windows first, would you please Or step outside into a stiff breeze Flatulently speaking, cutting the cheese is an art form If done co......Read the rest...

...When nature calls away from home you need to find a public throne a place that's clean to spread your cheeks one that flushes without plumbing leaks not at an outhouse or a remote ......Read the rest...

...As I sit on my couch, all cosy and warm. My head starts thinking of delicious, I'm torn. I'm happy and content with all that is me. But there is something missing. Something I need to feel free. ......Read the rest...

...Cutting Cheese There once was a bureaucrat Whose body made sounds where he sat It would be underhanded Were he reprimanded Without a complete list of stats So his supervisor kept up a log Of each t......Read the rest...

...A short dissertation on a natural phenomenon That takes place many times every day Sometimes at the most inopportune moments Like in a theatre at a Shakespearian play If the emission has a really pu......Read the rest...

...When asked why I can’t find my keys, I snicker, and then I say please….. I have a clapper and I’m very dapper, just don’t ask me to please cut the cheese!......Read the rest...