Who Farted

it was starting to rain on the night that we first decided the chance to roll the dice my birthday cake was ready so was the famous spaghetti when all of a sudden someone let out a fart an embarrassing moment in time we all looked around yet no one admitted it once again intoxicated by the fumes couldn't they have waited and do it in the bathroom squeeze your cheeks in a good place to begin but instead they cut wind I couldn't even hold my breath to count to the number ten thoughtfully we all sang happy birthday to me amidst the tragic event that somebody cut the cheese I just couldn't help myself it knocked me to my knees my uncle opened a window even the birds themselves flew away what a pause to relieve on such a calm & peaceful day © 2 minutes ago, chevyvent humor • spiritual • society • friendship