Cutting Cheese

Cutting Cheese There once was a bureaucrat Whose body made sounds where he sat It would be underhanded Were he reprimanded Without a complete list of stats So his supervisor kept up a log Of each time he let out a fog It’s not really my fault He said I can’t halt I’ve a medical skewed apologue But with 60 blasts all written down In 17 days, the guy found The charges would stick He must do something quick To end his rear end making sound The Social Security Administration Has certainly added to my consternation They recorded each stink Which just makes me think They have set the low bar for this nation So I beg you please If you must cut the cheese Don’t cut the cheese while at work For the unions have rules Gave your bosses the tools To publically call out your quirk Another true story I learned about on the web