5/12/2024 |
if the kids are good they get to watch a frame of snooker
| Free verse | addiction,sports, |
5/7/2024 |
i've just written a Drake diss track
| Free verse | anger,anxiety, |
4/29/2024 |
all middle-aged men should own leather jackets
| Free verse | angst,art, |
4/28/2024 |
In Defense of Saxophones in Rock
| Free verse | allegory,anxiety,depressi |
4/20/2024 |
i had to Goggle the spelling
| Free verse | dark,desire,easter, |
4/13/2024 |
i want to play chess on somebody's head
| Free verse | analogy,animal,depression |
4/7/2024 |
The Doctor Said I'm Suffering From 'Bicycle Face'
| Free verse | baseball,boxing day , |
4/5/2024 |
why didn't Austin Butler start singing 'trouble' by Elvis Presley during the fight scene in Dune
| Free verse | anger,endurance, |
4/4/2024 |
my son told me he likes Beyonce's new song, 16 cabbages
| Free verse | anxiety,children,good mor |
4/4/2024 |
my son was learning to ride his bike with no air in the tyres
| Free verse | life, |
4/2/2024 |
I Can't Find the Mustard
| Free verse | anxiety,food, |
3/16/2024 |
40000 cartloads of horse manure
| Free verse | beach,best friend,encoura |
3/14/2024 |
I've started wearing a wig in the car
| Free verse | addiction,anxiety, |
2/29/2024 |
darts on the radio
| Free verse | anger,break up,butterfly, |
2/28/2024 |
My Nickname in Prison was Psycho Bill
| Free verse | america,anxiety, |
2/24/2024 |
my mate Jericho has started writing poetry
| Free verse | anxiety,art, |
2/17/2024 |
Gurgling Radiators
| Free verse | animal,anxiety,appreciati |
2/9/2024 |
Most Passengers On This 12-Hour-Flight Are Watching Lethal Weapon
| Free verse | cry,depression, |
12/28/2023 |
My Son Asked Siri to Play Mr Tangerine Man
| Free verse | chocolate,music, |
12/26/2023 |
I Wish I Was a Bangladeshi Chef
| Free verse | adventure,analogy, |
12/24/2023 |
my friend victoria is into my mate saucepan
| Free verse | imagination,love hurts,na |
12/21/2023 |
radio phone-in, how are you saving money at xmas - calls cost 3 pounds 50 per minute
| Free verse | allegory,anxiety, |
12/19/2023 |
The Eye Doctor Said I Should Take Up Boxing
| Free verse | addiction,anger, |
12/8/2023 |
I Refuse to Teach Macbeth When It's Forty Degrees Outside
| Free verse | anxiety, |
12/2/2023 |
I Cried Listening to Frank Sinatra's Christmas Album in the Car
| Free verse | appreciation, |
10/6/2023 |
The Merchant of Venice Has Gone Missing From My Classroom Shelf
| Free verse | analogy,april, |
8/21/2023 |
I've Just Finished Recording An Album of Post-Prison Singles
| Free verse | rain, |
8/18/2023 |
The England Captain Throttled a Koala
| Free verse | my child,mythology, |
8/10/2023 |
I Still Dunno What Thunderbird 3 Is For
| Free verse | emotions,life, |
8/9/2023 |
I'm Watching the Jousting at Warwick Castle with a Costa Cappuccino
| Free verse | addiction,travel,war, |
8/8/2023 |
Mum, Do You Know the Postcode For Warwick Castle
| Free verse | car,cat, |
7/31/2023 |
I Was Playing Thunderbirds With My Kids and Forgot What Thunderbird 3 Was, So Asked the Lifeguard
| Free verse | 8th grade,angst,anxiety,a |
7/4/2023 |
Ai Generated Poetry Is Not Allowed
| Free verse | allusion,appreciation, |
6/28/2023 |
Let's End All Diversity of Opinion and End Debate
| Free verse | america,anger,anxiety, |
6/17/2023 |
How Deep Is Your Glove
| Free verse | america,analogy,anxiety, |
5/17/2023 |
I'M Sitting With My Fingers Above the Typewriter Keys and Saying Out Loud, I'M Listening
| Free verse | anger,angst,appreciation, |
4/28/2023 |
My Six-Year-Old Son Will Only Brush His Teeth Listening To My Sharona
| Free verse | addiction,africa, |
4/26/2023 |
I Met a Psychology Teacher Who Told Me He Was Reading Freud, Shouldn'T He Have Already Read That
| Free verse | anxiety,cat,cheer up, |
4/24/2023 |
Now I Have a Driveway and I'Ve Discovered I Can Unlock the Car From Any Room In the House
| Free verse | anxiety,baseball, |
4/22/2023 |
In Defence of Mint Sauce
| Free verse | addiction,appreciation, |
4/9/2023 |
I Didn'T Go Out To Work, He Did
| Free verse | allegory,anxiety,inspirat |
4/6/2023 |
During the Job Interview, I Was Worried the Interviewer Hadn'T Heard Fire By Bruce Springsteen
| Free verse | 6th grade,art, |
2/25/2023 |
I Went To the Zoo With Family, But Wanted To Go Alone
| Free verse | anxiety,art, |
2/18/2023 |
I Wanted To Write a Poem Using Heroic Couplets, But I Dunno What They Are
| Free verse | america,anger, |
10/29/2022 |
Edward Thomas Wrote Over 140 Poems In Two Years and I'M Going To Do the Same
| Free verse | africa,anxiety, |
9/1/2022 |
I Boiled Two Eggs That Were Already Boiled
| Free verse | 5th grade,anti bullying, |
8/29/2022 |
In My New Office Drawers I Found a Knife and Fork and a Pair of Glasses
| Free verse | age,anxiety, |
8/25/2022 |
A Giraffe In a Space Rocket
| Free verse | anxiety,art, |
8/24/2022 |
My Dentist Started a Nudist Colony
| Free verse | adventure,america, |
8/23/2022 |
I'M Listening To Beethoven's 9th On Full Blast In the Car On the Way To Work
| Free verse | appreciation,art, |
8/9/2022 |
A Teenage Girl Is In Love With My Mate Jericho
| Free verse | america,anger, |
5/29/2022 |
I'Ve Been Watching That Tv Drama Set In Space With That Bloke With the Helmet
| Free verse | humanity,humor,humorous, |
5/22/2022 |
My Son Asked To Read That Story With Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail and Pizza
| Free verse | hockey,how i feel,humor,h |
5/14/2022 |
If You'Re On a Space Walk With a Helmet On You Can Drown In Your Own Sick
| Free verse | addiction,house,humor,hum |
5/8/2022 |
A Colleague Recommended I Read Machiavelli's 'The Prince' To Help Me Discipline My Class
| Free verse | humor,humorous,i am, |
5/3/2022 |
Please Limit Poems Posted To 10 Per 24hr Period
| Free verse | addiction,anxiety,autumn, |
4/28/2022 |
My Five-Year-Old-Son Is Sad He Can'T Run the 100m Under 10 Seconds
| Free verse | father,father son,humor,h |
4/26/2022 |
I Want To Meditate With Roy Orbison
| Free verse | america,assonance,humorou |
4/16/2022 |
We All Croak
| Free verse | death,humor,humorous, |
4/10/2022 |
I Shared a Kurt Vonnegut Lecture With My Chinese Students and They Beamed
| Free verse | happiness,heart, |
2/19/2022 |
My Chopsticks Are Talking To Me
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
2/10/2022 |
Whenever I Think About Poetry, I Want To Fall On My Knees and Weep
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
2/3/2022 |
My Mate Jericho Gave Lsd To Zebrafish
| Free verse | humor,humorous,hyperbole, |
1/30/2022 |
Which Nostril Do You Breathe Out Of
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
1/28/2022 |
Encourage a Poet By Being the First To Comment
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
1/25/2022 |
I Was Livid the Day They Offered Me the Nobel Prize
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
1/8/2022 |
There's a Poet Online With the Same Name As Me
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
12/27/2021 |
I'M Doing An Online Mental Age Test and So Select the Tab, 'I Reject All Birthday Parties'
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
12/25/2021 |
Shakespeare Interviewed On Jimmy Fallon
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
12/13/2021 |
One Hand On the Steering Wheel, the Other Waving At the Moon
| Free verse | humor,humorous,mental hea |
12/11/2021 |
My Son Wants To Talk About Tooth Decay
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
10/4/2021 |
Farming Is a Mistake, Like Tik Tok
| Free verse | humor,humorous,work, |
10/2/2021 |
After Teaching Romanticism I Want To Join the Circus
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
9/6/2021 |
My Four Year Old Son Is Sad He Can'T Do the Pole Vault
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
9/2/2021 |
Teaching Poetry Makes Me Feel Weak
| Free verse | poets, |
8/25/2021 |
Air Conditioning Is Evil
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
7/25/2021 |
My Wife Is Mad
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
7/21/2021 |
Bob Dylan's Songs Come From a Pipe
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
7/12/2021 |
She Washes Her Hair With Beer, Vinegar and Egg
| Free verse | humor,humorous,love, |
7/7/2021 |
You Can'T Smother a Person With a Pillow
| Free verse | humorous, |
7/5/2021 |
Mr T Interviewed On Letterman
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
6/29/2021 |
Hide and Seek In the Office
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
6/20/2021 |
They Found the Body This Morning
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
6/14/2021 |
Great Dumbledore Quotes
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
5/25/2021 |
If You Had To Have One Queen Song Played At Your Funeral, Which Would You Choose
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
4/25/2021 |
I Am Sleeping With a Bucket
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
4/5/2021 |
Only Female Mosquitoes Bite, the Male Ones Just Say Hello
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
3/18/2021 |
Watching Wrestlemania With a Baptist
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
3/8/2021 |
Conducting An Imaginary Orchestra In the Passenger Seat
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
3/7/2021 |
There's a Bloke In This Museum Dressed As a Cannonball
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
2/28/2021 |
Give Me Back the Ozone Layer
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
2/19/2021 |
46 Per Cent of Japan's Population Hide When Someone Rings the Doorbell
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
2/8/2021 |
There's a Bloke In This Cafe Slapping His Face
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
2/3/2021 |
Mum Loves War
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
2/2/2021 |
Beach Ball In a Suitcase
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
2/1/2021 |
Gimme Gimme Gimme Fried Chicken
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
1/31/2021 |
The French Don'T Give A
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
1/28/2021 |
There's a Bloke In This Cafe Wearing a Cape
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
1/26/2021 |
Pretending To Be On the Phone
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |
1/25/2021 |
The Cloud Appreciation Society
| Free verse | humor,humorous, |