I Am Sleeping With a Bucket

staying in an unalloyed and bald hotel in the hague i request the following artefacts one glass of water on the hour every hour (throughout the night) only the right leg of a chicken and sixteen pillows staying in a cracker-barrel and commonsensical hotel in mayfair i complain about the following oozing the sheets are too white the bath is too big (throughout the night) my dog didn't enjoy his stay and there was no ocean view and i leave you with this when applying for a job as a play school teacher don't forget to sing during the interview