I Wanted To Write a Poem Using Heroic Couplets, But I Dunno What They Are

there's a bloke i know, who keeps going on about his bowels but besides that, i am attempting a poem which uses meter effectively you know, so it has rhythm and stuff and subtle 'feminines' at the end of iambic pentameter so that it creates something but i haven't got the time for this like watching a peter jackson movie, sitting there in the cinema, thinking..."i've got stuff to be getting on with."