I'm Watching the Jousting at Warwick Castle with a Costa Cappuccino

horses, lances, arrows, fire they reenact the war of the roses the outdoor setting has been erected next to Costa outside on the ground napkins, zarfs and stirrers and half the audience gets their medieval caffeine hit that encourages us to yell and whoo-hoo and pay attention to history they encourage us to cheer and boo and after all these years with a cappuccino in my hand i bellow 'long live the king' and it's socially okay