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Chastity belt bespoke fitter

i am a ye olde chastity belt maker and fitter
Fitting is free
I love my occupation
As I hold the key
For an emergency

Their men want them fitting
While they are away at war
And my services are required
More and more
Something I adore.

The women beg me to set them free
And I give them what they need
For a fee.

So need a chastity belt? 
Don't buy a cheap imitation from Hong Kong.
They have sharp edges and not that strong.

Just send me a E- arrow
And I'll be there quicker than a falcon after a sparrow.

This weeks special offer hurry!
Buy two get one free
I aim to please
If I still have the energy.

I'm very popular you  know
So come on wenches and ye olde maidens
Give me a go How else you gonna know?.

Peter Dome. copyright.2014. July.



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  1. Date: 7/31/2014 9:31:00 AM

    I wish I had known thee prior to my first crusade. The harlot had duplicate keys made. What a wench...Thanks for the fun read, Peter.
  1. Date: 7/31/2014 8:50:00 AM

    Fan we have the peak district on our doorstep. Nottinghamshire too. the Yorkshire dales are beautiful. don't forget the steam train. hope hope you have a great time. Rock? what rock?. Alcatraz?. thank you have fun. best wishes. Pete. P.S I have just the belt for you. tee hee.
  1. Date: 7/31/2014 8:40:00 AM

    - A really excellent sales from Hong Kong ...... a good quality ???? - Ha, ha, ha .... enjoy reading, Peter !! - oxox // Anne-Lise :))
  1. Date: 7/31/2014 8:07:00 AM

    LOL Peter this is so amusing Just dont lose your keys!. Hugs Jan xxx
  1. Date: 7/31/2014 7:30:00 AM

    Lol, oh so you have the key, huh? The men are the fools to trust you :) Great one. Love it