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My Sister's Boyfriend

He is my sister's boyfriend
and he is calling on the telephone.
He is asking if we can fornicate, 
this is what he is told.

Roses, I said, in a deep shade of red, 
before you get this girl into bed.
'Not a problem, ' he said.

A candlelight dinner, 
before we become sinners.
He said, 'I am a big spender.'

Not in a backseat, 
a bed it should be.
He said, 'That is, exactly what we need.'

Now, if you would ask my mother, 
before we go any further.
I am sorry I did not hear you, 
what was that you muttered.

He was my sister's boyfriend, 
I believe he has hung up the telephone.
I do not think we will be fornicating, 
he did not like what he was told.



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