My Sister's Boyfriend
He is my sister's boyfriend
and he is calling on the telephone.
He is asking if we can fornicate,
this is what he is told.
Roses, I said, in a deep shade of red,
before you get this girl into bed.
'Not a problem, ' he said.
A candlelight dinner,
before we become sinners.
He said, 'I am a big spender.'
Not in a backseat,
a bed it should be.
He said, 'That is, exactly what we need.'
Now, if you would ask my mother,
before we go any further.
I am sorry I did not hear you,
what was that you muttered.
He was my sister's boyfriend,
I believe he has hung up the telephone.
I do not think we will be fornicating,
he did not like what he was told.