Biggest Bra I Ever Saw
It was the biggest one I ever saw
So am writing a memoir about a bra;
To all laws known has an immunity
Based on all of science's ingenuity.
There is something that I did not deny
Which is the fantastic ability to falsify;
Together clanging could cause a calamity
Unknown to nature and all of humanity.
Can you imagine for whom the breasts toll
So we decided to take at least another poll
Biggest ones are always had by an ignoramus
And for the size both became world famous.
Can you believe that or how about this.
Beauty and the Big Breasts. What would
Disney think about them apples. Also,
would you have to be best dressed to
have the biggest breasts. See what the
Pearson Product Correlation Coefficient
is on that. Probably 0.9999 to allow for
error. Lastly, Her breasts were so debonair
that they both were beyond compare and
quite a scare. Jim Horn