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Dark Sense of Humor

Well if you have a dark sense of humor, I know a man who also has one too

So this man named Saul, he refuses to eat my elephant stew,

Many people have told me, I am a really good cook I always knew.

Can you imagine he is wrestling with a chicken

But Saul, he has long gangly legs and they are even weakening, weaken,

The chicken is out-running Saul, for he is insufficiently glisten.

But he really did try to ride Angelina Jolie's lips

But she really did utterly make him flip,

His own long, long, slim, slim, thin hips,

Are utterly flapping, flapping and flips.

Might I add to this scene, there is no light to be found;

Hence does this even rhyme, was told never to be unfound,

Oh! Let me tell you when he reached for a light bulb

He reached to far, far and then he was engulfed in a tee-bulb.

Was told that this poem does nothing but insult

Maybe then I shall just quit while I guess I do not know how 

To be equivocally funny so guess I better end with a belt.

For I never will-fully bow, bow, bow.

Now the time has come, for me to leave, please leave

For this may be the bitter end of me as you please.

May all be greatly, embittered as I am being as indifferent

                                                                   within ease.

Now does this all fluently flow, flow flow

Cause sometimes I surely must know, know know.

Now this is the end, end, end,

Now Saul will still be engulfed within the tee-bulb.

Now Saul will be still engulfed within the tee-bulb.

Written: Aug. 30, 2014

Eve T.M.Carter



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  1. Date: 8/30/2014 6:35:00 AM

    - Saul, with his long thin legs .... must eat anything he can become great and strong .... lol.. - Yes, Eve ...... "Dark sense of humor" ... well done :) - oxox // Anne-Lise :)