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All man well almost

My suntan comes from a bottle
My hair from a wig maker in Peru
My legs are very hairy
I have to put my teeth in to chew
I have had plastic surgery
And a nip and tuck
And I'm soon to have my nose done
With a bit of luck
My lips are bigger than Mick Jagger's
And I have that wind tunnel look
And I'm quite a catch by anybodies book

But I'm all man
Well almost
But I do what I can
I do have a six pack
But keep it in the cooler
Yes I'm quite a man
I measured it with a ruler.

So come on ladies grab me while you can
When I've got my teeth in and wig up on my head
They say I look like George Clooney
But then I look in the mirror
And I think they meant Mickey Rooney.

Ar well can't have everything
But my heart is loving and true
I may not be organic no more
With all the plastic surgery
But there's much more than that to me.

Peter Dome.copyright.2014. July.



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  1. Date: 7/28/2014 2:17:00 PM

    - You sounded like "the real thing" or man :))) - (I understand ..... your monkey photo :))) - Love this: "I have a six pack But keep it in the cooler ":)))) - Enjoy reading your poems today. Peter - Thanks for the nice visit on my poem. - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
  1. Date: 7/28/2014 1:11:00 PM

    Lol, so you are like a brand new man with all that work? Haha as long as your heart remains the same you have it made :)