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SWAGGER DAGGERS---Hooked On Ebonics, VOL 1

*written for Verlena's Contest "EBONICS, Let's Do Some Slang"


SHAWTY,

Yir' boy fin' ta' told ya' bout some lessons in what the Man call Ebonics.
Cus' I gots' this!
Like the young fellow named Carmello on the New York Knicks, 
and girrrrrl I got mo' slang in my verse than the words of them nerds
down at Hooked On Phon-ics

I TRIED TA' TOLD YA"LL...

I keeps my flows tight,
Fam , 
cus word is bond like James
and I ain't talkin' Rick James, RIIIGHT!
 
Ya' see, round cheer, 
between Normandy and Western, 
what we call this is a little "Twennie Twin Twin"
but round the way,
where you stay, 
they just may call this a "Sinny Sin Sin!"

Yo, hold up baby girl...
Lemme ax you suh-um...
Who you be with?
cus Shawty, how you look, 
is off the hook,
and Boo-Boo you is suh-um I can see me with with!

Yo Yo Yo! Wait! Hold up girrrl! Where you goin'?

'Sup honey child, 
You know my favorite basketball player used to be Yao Ming!  
Ya-Mean?
Get it Yao Ming?
Yaa-Mean!?!-----(crickets chirp-ing fir' certain)

Lady Queen, come on back to me!
Yo, my jokes may be stupid, but they clean, 
B'sides, I coulda' been' said something idiotic like Idi Amin,
Yaa-Mean?
And the homey don't even play no basketball, ya dig? 
Yes YESHall! ...

Better put that ON SOMETHIN'! 
And you KNOW THIS!----(awww heck naw, Shawty dipped...)

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  1. Date: 8/22/2014 1:47:00 PM

    Sound like yo ass is on Normandie and Western, at the gas station on 108 St. I'm from that neck of the concrete! NHCG Cuzz, retired but affiliated!
  1. Date: 8/20/2014 9:33:00 AM

    Lmao!!!! Too funny...I love how you captured one of Chris Tucker's funniest moments in the film "Friday"...Great job.. can't wait to see the results... A definite win!
  1. Date: 8/19/2014 2:42:00 PM

    WOW! Thank you for entering my contest! Wait to see what you get... Smile, Verlena
  1. Date: 8/19/2014 9:18:00 AM

    This must have been a gr8 challenge for ya to write.I wish I could write this way,but ay..Too difficult.So ,nah!!! No way :.).Excellent take on..
  1. Date: 8/18/2014 5:54:00 AM

    :) I don't know how to write like this, but it sure is captivating, JS. Good luck in the contest. You've got some tough competition. :)

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