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I'M A 8

A year has passed I’m looking so much older 
Bottom is huge and my boobies have gone south 
Got an aching back and pain in my shoulder 
Need anti ageing cream for lines round my mouth 
Have to wear glasses and use my hearing aid
Now I have dentures, my real teeth have decayed
I may dribble some wee when I laugh or sneeze 
This ageing process it sure isn’t a breeze 

Form: Rispetto – scheme ababccdd
Syllable counter from Poetry Soup used  - 11 syllables per line 
Contest: Tell me your number
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich

Birthday 25th January  2 + 5 + 1 = 8 number is 8



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  1. Date: 9/16/2014 7:01:00 PM

    Jan what a great poem and as Peter said very amusing, you can certainly write some funny poems, good luck in the contest it deserves a win. Take care my friend............Vera,.......
  1. Date: 9/16/2014 7:00:00 PM

    Whichever number you really are you are perfect at it. Such a humorous write, aging sucks, but you shine with your style. luv ya chicky xx
  1. Date: 9/16/2014 5:45:00 PM

    Nice write, nice style and very amusing well done Jan, Hope it is a winner for you....Peter
  1. Date: 9/16/2014 5:16:00 PM

    LOL, this is masterfully done. Genius Jan. Andrea will definitely like this one. Wow... I'm dreading reaching those stages... lol Have a beautiful day. Love Gail
  1. Date: 9/16/2014 2:28:00 PM

    Of course I meant his comments inside your writes.
  1. Date: 9/16/2014 2:27:00 PM

    If I am ever looking for Tim he is easy to find I can always find him inside Jan or inside Cas. I think it's great that you two girls share, lucky Tim.
  1. Date: 9/16/2014 2:25:00 PM

    This a great write about your mother I am sure she will love it. I do! Good Luck in the contest. By the way I don't know about your mother but your a TEN!
  1. Date: 9/16/2014 2:24:00 PM

    Who knew?
  1. Date: 9/16/2014 2:02:00 PM

    This great Jan forgot the year..I think 1982 :) hugs Tim