Advice to Ladies
A disloyal man is punished by his wife in a strange way
Here, that may of course seem to you nothing more than a cliché.
She cuts his organ and leaves him to rue his deed forever
While she shows the other men too their fate if they go astray.
This is not what I mean to raise; it’s brutish and unlawful;
Meanwhile, the case I have in mind and would much like to display
Differs in that the man is not yours but he is a rapist.
Please follow me; pay attention to what I’ll presently say.
Men’s Achilles heel is their balls. You have to reach one of them—
You can grab both if you are smart—and the pressure you should weigh
According to the pain you see in his face, but be wary
Not to apply overpressure, till he faints like a damned prey.
This comes in handy if you lack the special sprays of today,
Like mustard gas, but it’s better since him you won't harm or slay.