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Boogers

Boogers is brown
Boggers is green
Boogers is salty
........sometmes they clean?
I dig with my thumb
I dig with my pinky
Boogers is in there
I start to thinky
Daddy gets mad
When I eat the boogers
Says mommy won't give me
No more bedtime sugars


*Too much?...this was a bit of fun for my kids...got my daughter laughing hard enough to pee her pants last night

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  1. Date: 4/27/2013 1:19:00 AM

    Caleb, I saw this poem entered into the "Raspberry" competition. I think this poem isn't a contender for the "Worst Poem Ever" award, because.......It. Is. Such. An. Awesome. Poem! Ha! Really, this is a complete concept piece. You should write an entire series involving other bodily functions.

  1. Date: 4/1/2013 8:19:00 AM

    You are very funny : )..I like yout all kind of poetry..even the boogers poem : )

  1. Date: 3/24/2013 4:40:00 AM

    I bet she did!!! Your kids must love you!

  1. Date: 3/15/2013 10:28:00 PM

    Wonderful! I can just imagine your daughter's delight. Jack

  1. Date: 3/14/2013 11:47:00 PM

    I really enjoy this type of poetry from you. hahaha. TRULY. it's great fun!!!

  1. Date: 3/14/2013 2:05:00 PM

    That's just funny and must have been a blast with the kids.

  1. Date: 3/14/2013 9:10:00 AM

    Haha! I don't think I have ever seen a poem titled "Boogers." This is too funny. I can see why your daughter laughed so hard. She will have awesome memories of joking around with you.

  1. Date: 3/14/2013 8:03:00 AM

    OK....every one's kids do it....they just won't admit it...and buggers is cute......Donna

  1. Date: 3/14/2013 7:26:00 AM

    I think the word you may have meant to use is Boogers. Very entertaining Caleb.