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Speedo: "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" Parody
*For Deborah Guzzi Summertime, Summertime, SUM, SUM, Summertime! Contest
Bop bop bop bop bopopopopopopop
He was so proud to emerge from the change room.
He was as puffed up as he could be.
He was so proud to emerge from the change room,
He couldn't wait for the ladies to see.
Two three four tell the people what he bore
It was a skimpy-wimpy, micro-scopic, day-glow yellow, oh so phallic speedo
That he wore for the nth time today.
A skimpy-wimpy, micro-scopic, day-glow yellow, oh so phallic speedo
In which his man-kit would be on display.
Two three four stick around we'll show you more
Bop bop bop bop bopopopopopopop
He was so proud that he banished the blanket
And these sheerest of sheer satin briefs...
He was so proud that he banished the blanket
They barely constrained his massifs
Two three four tell the people what he bore
It was a skimpy-wimpy, micro-scopic, day-glow yellow, oh so phallic speedo
That he wore for the nth time today.
A skimpy-wimpy, micro-scopic, day-glow yellow, oh so phallic speedo
In which his grandeur would be on display.
Two three four stick around we'll tell you more
Bop bop bop bop bopopopopopopop
Now he's so proud to come out of the water
And there's no doubt what he's gonna do
Now he's so proud to come out of the water
He'll stand upright -- a virile statue.
Two thee four tell the people what he bore
It was a skimpy-wimpy, micro-scopic, day-glow yellow, oh so phallic speedo
That he wore for the nth time today.
A skimpy-wimpy, micro-scopic, day-glow yellow, oh so phallic speedo
In which his machismo would be on display.
From the change room to the blanket
From the blanket to the shore
From the shore to the water
Guess he's prouder than before.
*This poem was based on the song "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"
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