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Pain In The Butt Poems - Poems about Pain In The Butt

Pain In The Butt Poems - Examples of all types of poems about pain in the butt to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for pain in the butt.
Premium Member weeds
...weeds have no purpose then to be pain in the butt after six inches......Read the rest...
Categories: pain in the butt, nature,
Form: Haiku

Premium Member She's a Pain In the Butt
...My neighbour, her name’s Emma Boyd Is someone you’d want to avoid I will succinctly put She’s a pain in the butt I’ve renamed this gal Emma Royd FICTION POEM 03/25/21...Read the rest...
Categories: pain in the butt, humorous, word play,
Form: Limerick
A Song Without Sound
...I know you don’t write So I’ll write for you I’ll do things right E’thing, E’day just for you I don’t forget things … the special ones found in you The eyes, ass, hips and lips …can’t imagi......Read the rest...
Categories: pain in the butt, absence, allusion, black love,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member I'M Just Getting Started
...Born in Madrid, in fifty nine, A military Kid, 3rd of 7 in the assembly line; They named me Michael, but I answer to Wedge, A Master Sergeant’s son—not much here that's cutting edge. I grew up ......Read the rest...
Categories: pain in the butt, age, career, children, family,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Satan Had a Daughter
...SATAN HAD A DAUGHTER Satan had a daughter, her name was Indiana Came a time Satan could not understand her What my young lass what does ails with thee That none of your pains come in less of......Read the rest...
Categories: pain in the butt, fun, humorous, visionary, write,
Form: Couplet

Premium Member Pain In the Butt
...The hater with the gun, the loafing lover with all my fun, may be horrid, too florid, And may, like me, merely want to be effective, a dramatic part, affective on and in this great staged s......Read the rest...
Categories: pain in the butt, destiny, health, humanity, humor,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member You Were Nothing Special
...YOU WERE NOTHING SPECIAL You were nothing special; just hot meat upon my plate I used and abused you; before slicing you up, then ate Coming around here, begging me to make you my wife Once m......Read the rest...
Categories: pain in the butt, uplifting,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Press '1' For English
...I grew a beard while waiting for you it looks more and more like I'll never get through My left ear was aching I switched to my right This perpetual holding has no end in sight I wish I'd......Read the rest...
Categories: pain in the butt, funny, humorous, parody, technology,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Beauty Not
...If you married the most beautiful woman in the world, and she turns out to be a major pain in the butt, that once beautiful woman will appear ugly to you, many more times than not. Beauty is no......Read the rest...
Categories: pain in the butt, beauty,
Form: Rhyme
Happy In Sonnyland
...Sonny sat on the floor in a low lit corner of the bedroom he hugged his trumpet as a young man they had had great times he reminisced of his love for his horn He was unable to play it wel......Read the rest...
Categories: pain in the butt, love, music, wife,
Form: Free verse
For You
...They knock you up, your class of twenty-seven. They may-be a pain in the butt! When we leave, you'll think its heaven! Some you will dearly miss- the quiet and the loud. Most will leave you ......Read the rest...
Categories: pain in the butt, celebration, goodbye, teacher,
Form: Rhyme
Saved By My Inner Child
...Im tired, emotional, so exausted. I need sleep. Tears threaten To spill from me my eyes do droop chest is heavy with a hidden locked lead-lined heart alone in a world Tired of fighti......Read the rest...
Categories: pain in the butt, change, child, emotions, innocence,
Form: Concrete
I Love You Twenty-Five Years 10th Edition
...I love you just as much now, As I did, the day that we got wed, I'll love you just as much again, When your teeth are by the bed. I love you, because you're you, I'll love you, when we grow old,......Read the rest...
Categories: pain in the butt, anniversary, love,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Pain In the Butt
...I visited Doctor Longdong Told doc something’s terribly wrong The pain in my hip Is giving me gyp He said it was caused by my thong! I admit I’ve put on some weight Can’t resist......Read the rest...
Categories: pain in the butt, body, food, humorous,
Form: Limerick
My Son Stole My Credit Card
...My teenage son decided to steal my credit card. I put him over my knee and spanked him hard. He's been a pain in the butt ever since he first peed in my face. He spent five thousand dollars in one......Read the rest...
Categories: pain in the butt, father son, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme

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