Short Pain In The Butt Poems

when one is fobbed off
no doubt a pain in the butt,
self-consciousness reigns.

© Harry J Horsman 2013...

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your hard to please
put my mind at ease
stop the hell
you live in a shell
no doudt
you nee d to get out
you live in  HUTT
and a
PAIN IN THE BUTT...

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whats with you
you make me blue
all the bad thing you do
you stop 
or get off this block
i love you too
very much
but 
your a 
PAIN IN THE BUTT...

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My neighbour, her name’s Emma Boyd
Is someone you’d want to avoid
I will succinctly put
She’s a pain in the butt
I’ve renamed this gal Emma Royd


FICTION POEM

03/25/21...

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why do guys have to be a pain in the butt.

When  you like them you can't tell them because they would make fun of you.

they won't tell you if they like you are not.

why do guys always have to be afraid of girls.

why can't they  just come out with it are ready!...

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If you married the most beautiful woman in the world,
and she turns out to be a major pain in the butt,
that once beautiful woman will appear ugly to you,
many more times than not.

Beauty is not necessarily so much in the eye of the beholder.
What many consider beautiful, has been imposed upon them by their culture....

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I visited Doctor Longdong 
Told doc something’s terribly wrong 
The pain in my hip
Is giving me gyp
He said it was caused by my thong!

I admit I’ve put on some weight
Can’t resist cream cakes on my plate 
My ‘EX’ boyfriend was rude …
So I’m in a bad mood 
Oh stuff it ….the diet can wait!

11~08~16...

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I know you don’t write
So I’ll write for you
I’ll do things right
E’thing, E’day just for you 

I don’t forget things
… the special ones found in you
The eyes, ass, hips and lips
…can’t imagine enough of you

But yeah, I’m dating you without you 
I’m in love with just me in it
E’day I wish for opposites
Good things are good but
 not without pain in the butt...

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You messed around 
and married a real 
"pain-in-the butt" man 

known throughout the land 
for ripping
burning 
completely deserting 
then leaving 
women hurting

his only claim to fame 
is over reacting 
and lacking class
a self-proclaimed pain in the ass
a crook with line 
and hook to cast 

things will never be the same
trade away your maiden name 
to Mrs. Hemorrhoid 
and wear his name with class....

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They knock you up,
your class of twenty-seven.
They may-be a pain in the butt!
When we leave, you'll think its heaven!

Some you will dearly miss- 
the quiet and the loud.
Most will leave you with bliss
and you'll be so proud!

We leave you- just before summer-
Dry those tears, you'll recover!

We hope to see you at prom
because after that- we're gone!
So we will say your sincerely-
and you will be missed dearly!...

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My teenage son decided to steal my credit card.
I put him over my knee and spanked him hard.
He's been a pain in the butt ever since he first peed in my face.
He spent five thousand dollars in one day, it's truly a disgrace.
He bought stuff at pawn shops and it can't be returned.
As he rubbed the seat of his pants, there was a lesson that he learned.
He learned what happens when people steal from me.
Now that his butt is sore, he's as sorry as he can be.

(This is a fictional poem.)...

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