Lavatory Poems - Poems about Lavatory

... (Thinks) I Float like a Butterfly and sting like a tazer. Mouth of the South, but my lips don't say (intelligent) words Like Muhammad Alley Bin drive by shooting Bin Laden with delusion......Read the rest...

...Foolish folly in the house of putrid politics Dirty deeds up their sleeves double-dealing tricks Forgetting the homeless, ignoring the poor Though staying between the lines of the law Oh ! And th......Read the rest...

...I hope in Heaven, there's no more pee Because it might frustrate my Eternity On account of my nephrolithiasis, I'd rather not have to take a whiz Plus the process would be shoddy Until the R......Read the rest...

..."Will there be a need for a throne; To sit on In heaven Fecal matter will it matter Will we eat and consume manna foods And do angels discharge sweat and waste Oh! Are there need for......Read the rest...

...[To the tune of Ghost Riders In The Sky (loosely)] * Heaven’s almost everywhere but mainly upon high Santa Claus delivers there cos he’s that kind of guy The lac......Read the rest...

...he was making so much turbulence that he needed windbreaker trousers his farting more than gas from cheeks but a fluid blown attack on decency and common sense in torrential times fu......Read the rest...

...As I mused in bosom stone, I presume for myself. It wouldn't alarm me that I must do a diet program. Slight weight reduction will profit my life. Weight might prompt some sort of a......Read the rest...

...Franky was seven and having a party He told all his school-mates, except for Spud Carty And once they had heard that Spud wasn't invited All of them said they were really excited And then at th......Read the rest...

...There is pain in the eyes, if time was taken, it would be seen. Busy are they, no time but to be blind, no visual hygiene. Dirty, is the way of the worldly, covered in the devils boweled r......Read the rest...

...Always the last to release his spoon, Still thinking it rather soon Or hand in the kitchen’s key, Now letting the poor thing feel free! The Unlikeliest to pity his jaw muscles, In all restaura......Read the rest...

...An answer to a question I really need to know If you need to spend a penny where do you go Everyone would say toilet that's certainly true However some people like to call it the loo Some of u......Read the rest...

...A diminutive girl, born in a colossal world. Originate as a weed, no one like to plant this seed. All and sundry cried and swept, feeling depressed the outcome of their sleepless nights was not pe......Read the rest...

...THE KNIGHTS NIGHT OUT The kings knights went out for some drinking Mead flowed all got drunk armour clinking A short cut home through the mire Wearing their heavy attire One by one they......Read the rest...

...Some guys sprinkle when they have a tinkle and spurt wee wee all over the floor Then they leave the lavatory seat up these two actions I simply abhor! The ladies sit down on the toi......Read the rest...

...It's midnight and perhaps late April, The gunshots thundered sporadically across the roof, Suddenly, an awkward silence crammed all the rooms. Favour Akachukwu Onyekachi ran to the lavatory for sa......Read the rest...