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Ain'T Gonna Need No Throne In Heaven-

"Will there be a need for a throne; To sit on In heaven Fecal matter will it matter Will we eat and consume manna foods And do angels discharge sweat and waste Oh! Are there need for thrones in heaven? lavatory bathroom facilities urinal privy latrine outhouse WC water closet public convenience cloakroom the Ladies the Gents powder room earth closet restroom washroom men's room ladies' room comfort station comfort room pissoir little girls' room little boys' room smallest room loo bog khazi lav throne thunderbox cottage netty can john honey bucket tea room dunny little house head jakes closet garderobe Waste matter droppings third heaven rain snow droppings Dung evacuation urine ordure Perspiration evacuation if it’s yellow it isn’t rain dummy Feces manure secretion yucky Amongst the fishes and the ducky’s Oh! Are there need for thrones in heaven? In the heavenly skies, on heavens highs No need for a throne for egesta Ain’t gonna be no excreta Coming out any body Does Winnie the Poo, does he drop a doo-doo When he flushes the throne Oh! Are there need for thrones in heaven? Ferities the gardens On the earth greener so now are the gardens As William still upon the throne He exits his waste particles The flushing of lighting rings bright Hold on to the seat you’ll in for a bumpy ride Oh! Are there need for thrones in heaven? Too much manna bread, got my stomach hurting God you some waste, I stand, I wipe I flush the toilet Horrid now falls some waste, I stand, I wipe I flush the throne, the toilet Down rains down beige and brown Droppings hailing down fertile grounds now, WOW How, Flush the throne of heaven waste does so matter Oh! Are there need for thrones in heaven? lavatory bathroom facilities urinal privy latrine outhouse WC water closet public convenience cloakroom the Ladies the Gents powder room earth closet restroom washroom men's room ladies' room comfort station comfort room pissoir little girls' room little boys' room smallest room loo bog khazi lav throne thunderbox cottage netty can john honey bucket tea room dunny little house head jakes closet garderobe Thank you-Sir John Harington Ain’t gonna need no lavatory bathroom facilities urinal privy latrine outhouse WC water closet public convenience cloakroom the Ladies the Gents powder room earth closet restroom washroom men's room ladies' room comfort station comfort room pissoir little girls' room little boys' room smallest room loo bog khazi lav throne thunderbox cottage netty can john honey bucket tea room dunny little house head jakes closet garderobe Thrones in heaven" 10/10/21 2021©
For THE THROUNE IN HEAVEN POETRY CONTEST Sponsored by: Jack Webster

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