Gag Poems - Poems about Gag

... By Letra Compas and Armonia Escala It sequence lacked luster she found it more interesting to exaggerate the middle to make a more engaging plot to detail the characters intent making ant......Read the rest...

...Crystal eyes gleam at the prospect of scintillating sapphire blush gliding films of wonder dilate bliss driven lilac haze spasmodic orbital earth spinning obtuse lumen tangents of night mist ......Read the rest...

... In a leaf-strewn garden bed, a toad reared up its head, then jumped into my sight, giving my face an awful fright my heart almost giving out – as I buckled to my knees just about! His......Read the rest...

...I come home to great works of literature submerged in water Knee deep Dizzee Rascal at the Bull Ring The question is posed to my landlady Why Jesus? The books we've lost, included a variety of s......Read the rest...

... Besides noticing a few people who quickly turned away into the stores, (like a cockroach when the light switch is activated.) Penney also noticed that she had forgotten her bra. Well, she did......Read the rest...

...Please quit being such a witch Take your attitude and ditch It away from your meanness streak Or it's looking very bleak For you to have any friends This kind of attitude just sends A picture o......Read the rest...

... Oh, how I dread the horrid sight of that nasty slop, what a wretched plight. Its stench invades my twitching nose I turn away, but my nausea grows. Forced to face it on my plate ......Read the rest...

...Always say what you mean to say exactly how you mean to say it; That’s tattooed so deep in my DNA, I promise I’ll never get it covered up; When did sucker become popular? The game will not cha......Read the rest...

...Understandably, we were worn out with love, romantic movies gave you hives, love poetry often made me gag. We had this thing going on, love and hate had mingled, ennui and elan had given bi......Read the rest...

...Do you think Pharts are Phunny Do you shake hands, hug or play bongos If a fellow employee pukes in their cubicle Do you…puke also …run away …gag until useless …get a waste basket in cas......Read the rest...

... Big Blue, my Alaskan Malamute greeted my friend with a wide tail wag. He ran back to the car, rolled down the window and yelled “Is this a gag?” Are you afraid of dogs? I asked. I did not know ......Read the rest...

...Six months gone now since that dark night, I was kitchen-bound for a bite Hoping I in icebox there a slice of pumpkin pie could score – While I searched, I heard a ringing, an insistent ding-a-ling......Read the rest...

...A lady who lived in Korea Had terrible verbal diarrhea Her hubby called Bill Said, “Keep your tongue still, Quit carping and bending my ear” Bill’s desperate for a lil’ peace But......Read the rest...

...After you cheated I wanted to gag I don’t know how I missed all the red flags......Read the rest...

...by sun-kissed shoreline patiently I cast my line waiting for a catch Fishing was my family’s go-to, inexpensive recreational sport. Many weekends were spent at the lake chec......Read the rest...