Flatulent Poems - Poems about Flatulent

... Turning into a tree did not happen instantly It takes a lot of time, space and mystical energy. The huntsman saw it happen, the mushroom hunter too. Both had no idea that she was my missing cous......Read the rest...

...Alien talk I can’t understand A Pifflewig performed a handstand He verbalised through his ass Gross putrid wind he did pass Like many blokes throughout the land! I farted, perhaps ......Read the rest...

...The musical was near ready to start When someone let off a rip roaring fart The smell was horrific All had a sniff of it ‘Twas a bummer of an ass drummer’s fine art. The show opened w......Read the rest...

..."The scientific law of causality states every effect (such as a fart) has a cause (such as beans for supper)." -- beyond all Rational doubt a deep Truth to digest full * * * I......Read the rest...

...I once belonged to a garden shed it had a small window you could look inward into it. There I sat smoking a funky tobacco and cleaning my fingernails with a small gun metal pocket knife. Occ......Read the rest...

...I seldom look in the mirror anymore, my razor-blade with an edge of jagged rust – gave up “Creature features” with my early need to scare a girl into my arms at the theater a shower ......Read the rest...

...There’s a global inflation problem everywhere lungs are puffed up heads are swollen. Balloons increase in volume overnight. The cost of rubber bands has been stretched to its limits. We rec......Read the rest...

...On your pale hard tummy, lined up so neat I row, with the queens permission bloomers in plastic on E Bay. Those spears and swords used as pens, two brown, one pink and deep cobalt that blue... ......Read the rest...

...Let’s have a picnic I said! All eager and stuff. My refrigerator was bare, which was a bit rough. By the time my guest arrived I had baked beans and ham. And a surprise guest, my flatulent grandma......Read the rest...

...the dogs were happy did not have to dig deep in bomb craters and makeshift graves they licked at pulverized bones and liquefied brains slurped up the proceeds of war and roamed the street sl......Read the rest...

...she could not resist her favorite re-fried beans ~ severe wind warning A flatulent lady named Fran Had farted whilst sat on the can Her poor husband said phew I KNOW you follow......Read the rest...

...If you hear the sound of rat-tat-a-tat It's not a woodpecker or a chattering cat Tis George F. Latulence an aristocrat Playing ping pong with his gold crested bat. A competitor and show-off he ......Read the rest...

...Fannie Strumpet is a flatulent floozy With each wiggle her rump lets out a doozy She blows out so much gas Foul vapor from her a$$ It's asphyxiating and makes me woozy Fannie lets 'em rip with......Read the rest...

...yonder tree so falls being cut down trimmed and all saw just let er rip ~ bubbling boiling clog having an upset stomach flatulent just gas ~ rooted gases brews ......Read the rest...

... "Paper Tigers" eyes mark slow time spotting leopard rhyme never changing its spots black balled white pops the want-to-be bees sting the dripping honey spot slap......Read the rest...