Limerick Poems | Limerick Examples

How did it get to be July Same way I’m now seventy-five I never paid attention I’ve calendar-dementia Ought to repent while I’m alive ...

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Summer Funny Limerick Poetry Contest Tania Kitchin The heat of summer in his dad's car The son takes his date to gaze a star Lover's lane shines on so bright Two teenagers groins take flight It was Dad's Chevy's best years by far ...

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Has to get nicely tanned this summer, Jane thought her ultimate goal this year, Beach destination, Bikini fashion, All eyes be on her what does she care!...

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There once was a phantom phone caller Who rang numbers he hadn't oughta Some fell for his charms Some raised the alarm Now the caller finds he's in deep water. One day he rang someone that he knew Thinking that they hadn’t got a clue They knew who he was Sent for the police squad He got locked up as idiots do. Worse...

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Summer Winds Amidst strong winds, John was treading the road Carrying on his back a heavy load, It was a pitiful sight To brave the wind in such plight: When load fell down, it...

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Once a whale spent a day at the beach, eating one too many pies of peach. Became bloated in the sun, to a weight over a tonne, now has an itch she can't bend to reach...

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I can traverse the sand in nudity. This way nature wants us to be. Legally, I can soak in the sun. I can have so much fun. Everybody else is just like me. ...

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I was swimming in water much too deep When over a huge wave, I tried to leap I lost my bikini top And my boobs began to flop "Encore" was yelled by a perverted creep! ...

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Sirius is approaching the gate dragging the hot and humid like bait. Scorching dog days are back. A violent attack! I fear I will burn my shaven pate! ...

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In scorching summer gathered flock of sheep Under the blazing rays each to sweat deep. All sweating profusely. ...

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In summer, sluggish sense of sloth he gets, stops the lazy time, for clock’s hands he sets. In hot kitchen he doesn’t go, keeps whipped eggs on portico. He snoozes in shade, sun cooks omelets. ...

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I was hung up on you, oh that's true, But not in the way you knew. I swiped off the line, While you were saying you're mine I just done - Hung up on You!...

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Out naked she lay in the sun Exposing her boobs and her bum The sun was too hot Red raw burn't the lot Her sun-baking days are now done ...

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Summer sweltered in her summer retreat - Necking hot and heavy on the back seat. In the heat of the moment Summer’s passion did foment - Lost her cherry in that moment of heat....

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Each summer I sunbathe quite nude Onlookers gasp, they think it’s rude Cos I'll open my thighs To deter pesky flies I'm thankful my spouse is no prude! ...

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