Dog Limerick Poems

The lady was quite civic minded,
as a nun she always presided
midnight to noon on the harp 
until her old dog did bark
Mum I fear your...

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I thought pee lines were for females
But when dogs stop wagging their tails
Guys seek the closest tree
Then raise a leg and pee
In a queue, their...

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They are an amazing view.
There has to be a loose strew.
Imagine dogs, in line at a tree,
waiting, one by one, to pee.
What is this world...

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The alpha canine stood under the tree
Such doggy wisdom does not come for free
“If you bury your bone
please remember the zone
Now form an orderly queue...

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There was a line at the loo
poor pups didn't know what to do
	each clapped his four paws
	with rousing applause
when Frenchy finished his poo!
...

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The dogs were line up to pee
On what was a special oak tree
Frigid, but waited in line
All thoughts had crossed their mind
Peeing on the tree...

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"Make it quick" they barked. "We all have to pee."
The cock legged one woofed right back, "Don't rush me!"
Female dogs may have fleas
But they don't...

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 when the dogs went to the park
 an urge to pee was sparked
 So they lined up at a tree
 There was no fire...

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How happy the dogs are to find a tree.
Raising one leg, what fun it is to pee.
They look a disciplined crew.
All are lined up in...

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In restive response to the nature’s call,
in the disciplined dog-line they all fall.
         Not far is the...

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Fruits of our labour is in this tree
This one we all use to poop and pee
They ripen with time 
Grow and taste devine  
Poo-pee...

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     Next to a tree where four lines could be
     Canines haven’t even thought of three
 ...

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At the canine yap concert, Three Dog Bite
There's not one dog port-o-potty in site
so long lines form at a tree
for each mutt and pedigree
It proved...

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A large group of dogs, alone and free

Saw from the forest a single tree

So they queued up in line

And then every canine

Patiently waited to take...

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Before Duke shakes a leg, he sniffs around
Some doggies chase squirrels like Harry the hound
Sparky crying mutt
Says he’ll bust his gut
Begs for more pee-trees in...

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