Food Limerick Poems

Wife was feeling neglected and bored.
Hubby hugged her. Her low spirits soared.  
     She cooed, “Let’s go to bed.”
 ...

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Jill was out on a leisurely stroll
When she suddenly needed to go
Her thighs she tightly squeezed
And headed for the trees
But tripped and fell, pants now...

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They gathered outside- I'm alone,
and at my back window, I groan!
I think- what is this
my hubby will miss?
Then, quickly I reach for my phone!

"We're being...

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His appetite is like none before

He will eat till he can eat no more

So he just gets fatter

But what does it matter

If he can never...

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Come on guys I really need to go.
My inside are about to blow,
This line is way too long,
No time to sing a song.
I am filled...

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They swore their burgers were certified

Their sides were vitamin fortified

We weren't very concerned

Until the day we learned

Their true contents left us terrified 

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         Long neck , how to bend...

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Two giraffes went out walking side by side
Spied a dina with windows open wide
There was food on the table 
With long necks they were able
To...

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Midst table manners and etiquette’s best
We do practice lofty standard with zest 
As giraffes of dining flair
Wasting no food as we share
Thanking provisions’ source; feeling...

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Though this small appetizer’s delish,
through the next open window, we wish  
to claim grass, leaves, and seeds.
That’s what each giraffe needs.
Through some windows, we...

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Two giraffes sought afternoon tea
An open window they both see
There is nothing finer
Than using fine china
The bonus is their meal was free!
...

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Dine and dash we are on the go
look at all the food below
warm soup is for me
with crackers and brie
are we eating real fast or...

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Like, Yogi and Boo-Boo out on the trail. 
With heads in the clouds it’s easy to smell 
food; even that on the ground. 
Three porridges...

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If giraffes by your window come near
and at food on your table they peer -
close that window before
your nice meal they explore
with long tongues that...

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The two giraffes lean over and lick.
Well, this is not the dinner we pick.
How about chocolate cake?
It is easy to make.
You make it with leaves,...

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