Dirty Limerick Poems
These Dirty Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Dirty. These are the best examples of Limerick Dirty poems written by international poets.
My Bawdy ValentineThat week was the farmer’s convention
Their ladies at home sought attention
Twas Valentine’s night
Thought I’d do alright
I had quite a naughty intention
The farmer’s young wife caught...
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Categories:
lust, valentines day,
BobI once had a buddy named Bob
He was an unbearable slob
I pressed him a suit
And dressed him up cute
He dirtied it quickly, the knob....
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Categories:
fashion, friend, friendship, funny,
A Mean Old GrouchJack doesn't smile 24/7, sometimes he's a mean old grouch
So Cathie says, “till you're happy again, go sit on the couch!”
He mumbles and sneers
A spoiled...
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Categories:
fun,
Limerick 4Patsy was tattered and torn
Her clothes were all dirty and worn
She was a mess
In her threadless dress
People looked at her in scorn...
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Categories:
10th grade,
Should I Go MissingIf I go missing, my picture should be posted
on a beer bottle in Jenna's saloon, toasted
by all my loyal friends
A tale that never ends
About the...
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Categories:
missing,
Term InateRepublicans have a grand cause:
Exonerate all of Trump's flaws
But voters said, "Nix!"
To Trump's dirty tricks
By rejecting his Doctor Oz!...
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Categories:
political,
Bib Leo FeelParents give teachers dirty looks
They don't want students reading books
Why flip your lid?
Kids never did!
Its much more fun to learn from crooks!...
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Categories:
education,
Purdy Please Or Mating Call LimericksMating Calls, or, Purdy Please!
Limericks by Michael R. Burch
1.
Nine-thirty? Feeling flirty (and, indeed, a trifle dirty),
I decided to ring prudish Eleanor Purdy ...
When I rang...
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Categories:
america, humor, humorous, loneliness,
Dirty GirtyThere was an old barfly named Girty,
Her body and breath filthy and dirty,
She'd stink up the place
With no shame on her face
While she farted...
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Categories:
giggle,
Placard He got down from the train with baggage
Walked out through a dirty soiled passage
His attention was captured
By a bold lettered Placard;
‘KEEP THE TOWN CLEAN’...
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Categories:
cheer up, satire,
Dirty JobWhen Dick’s testosterone escalated,
His balance had to be regulated;
His wife tried tricks she knew,
Until he passed it through -
Dick’s manly ego, hugely deflated.
May...
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Categories:
humorous,
Limericks Viii - a Bit RisqueLimericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem
Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors
by Michael R. Burch
At six-thirty,
feeling flirty,
I put on the hurdy-gurdy ...
But Ms. Purdy,
all alert-y,
kicked me where...
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Categories:
hilarious, humor, humorous, romance,
Limerick Collaboration-Join In-New AdditionsIf you would like to have your limerick(s) posted, soup mail them to me.
Ms. Rude is still writing her snide remarks
She sounds like a mad...
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Categories:
humor,
Sally Silk and Soiled Dress-Sally wore a silky dress
Landed in a puddle of mud and grass
she sled down the slide
Those the stains she tried to hide
Sally's...
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Categories:
1st grade, 2nd grade,
Speak Up
With limericks better think naughty
Of triple X, not vaguely flirty -
With mind wide open,
With clues clear spoken -
Thus unconditionally dirty.
January 12, 2022...
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Categories:
humorous,