War Limerick Poems

Now Israel’s a southern estate
Irate Texans squeal feeling hate
This deal in their rear
Is a long horn’s bum steer
But cash gift cards trump this debate...

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The Palestine mess can now stop
By copping a real estate swap
To keep Israel great
Carve a 51st state
In Texas should Jews their roots drop...

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If Jews would think outside the box
To Arabs they’d sell Israel’s rocks
The deal would work well
Islam’s anger to quell
Since extremists does it outfox...

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Jerusalem is Israel’s prize
Land in demand Jews idolize
A Palestine state
Is denied and will wait
For more war before compromise...

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Limericks IX



Scratch-n-Sniff
by Michael R. Burch

The world’s first antinatalist limerick?

Life comes with a terrible catch:
It’s like starting a fire with a match.
Though the flames may delight
In...

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My thought was the third world war had begun

   Fireworks plagued our 'hood by the megaton

      I placed...

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There once was a planet called Mars
Who set out among the stars
It came back one day
In the exact same way
And victory was claimed back by...

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He reached into his tefillin. 
Pulled out a rusty AK47.
Instead of turning the cheek.
It was time for a fall bleed.
Rules changed on October the 7th....

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Could conditions terribly sad
Lead captives to do something bad
When a sheriff not cool
Won’t let compassion rule  
Do lifers in prison go mad?

Did structure that...

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. for public domain

We forget more wars than we fight,
and sooner the warriors, who fade from the Light;
and the stories we tell,
those who stood, those...

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Has there ever been a time without war
Given the long history of man it's been rare 
Sometime somewhere
Sitting in my big easy chair
It's inherent in...

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Nesting Political Matryoshkas
Lawless full scale war crimes of Russias 
Nastrovias there is no call           ...

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Bathed was the Tower's top in blue,
The base boasted of yellow hue,
‘As mark of our support’,
But all this show fell short,
For, what's needed was not...

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One has no more fuel left in tank,
One more dare not give army tank,
With little air in tyres
Bravado of West tires,
Cracks seem to show in...

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The bulk of old borrowed gets by New Year,
The future stands fuzzy still, no more clear, 
The mind muddled in doubt
Rings in new, nor old...

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