Wurst Poems

Pun Fun

...If you were long-winded
but no pun in ten did,
do you lack humor’s art,
or was that a long fart?

Once a pun, a thyme, a sage
got tossed for smoking in a bar;
It seems bad jokes are not in sea...

Categories: wurst, humorous, silly,
Form: Rhyme

Gym'Ll Twix It

...My Maltesers class is complete
A Star Bar move was quite a feat
I’m craving a curry
A Flake, or Mcflurry
Sweetcorns hurt the soles of my feet!
 
In the gym I perfect a Star Burst
S...

Categories: wurst, candy, food,
Form: Rhyme

Nudge Nudge - Wink Wink

...[Title changed from ‘Double Talk’ as I’ve
used that title before]
                     ________

This was the place that he’d chosen to go
They do a great starter of avocado
Everyone ordered th...

Categories: wurst, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Kaleidoscopic Webbed Wide World Une

...Against light source well crafted 
tubular structure appended with eyepiece gazing
offers viewer eye-opening, mind boggling 
instantaneously birthing then vanishing
resplendent myriad colorful 
...

Categories: wurst, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse

Each of Us Our Own Worst Enemy

...Each of us = our own worst enemy

Hyperbole escorted ushered down aisle,
no critic within google x bajillion mile
(give or take a million) approximates
limitless potential regarding self said
e...

Categories: wurst, 12th grade, abuse, betrayal,
Form: Rhyme

Doing Sweeties Chores

...
Satire 
Doing Sweeties Chores
7-9-2016

My wif no longer cuts the grass
And goat jus died from eatin glass
Her old string trimmer is most gone
She’s upen left so I’m livin alone

O...

Categories: wurst, funny, satire,
Form: Lyric

On Being a Sausage Roll

...ON  BEING  A  SAUSAGE  ROLL

Our other sausage acquaintances are real –
Flavoured, pigmented, heated
By boiling or frying :
They have their dignity, though they too be eated.

Our natural feat...

Categories: wurst, food, life, parody,
Form: Blank verse

My Brio Bio Gruff Fee

...i could stare at your very photogenic (albeit invisible) countenance all day (or mice elf Stuart Little as a poor substitute), all week, the entire month, this remaining year, at least one additional...

Categories: wurst, 10th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse

Sausaged

...Mrs. Marks made wurst in the burg of Kover
The smell made folks complain ever bolder.
Their gripes grew so great
She left town one eve late.
Now they rejoice because the wurst is over....

Categories: wurst, food, humor,
Form: Limerick

Gee Whiz

...Gee Whiz
I ate a sandwich made of wurst
with four large beers to quench my thirst
because my clothing was of worsted
I was extremely hot and really thirsted
I drank some more and nearly bursted
...

Categories: wurst, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Pun Fun

...ing,
it finally "dawned" on me!

I'm an avid reader.
I read anything around.
I read an "anti-gravity" book,
and I couldn't put it "down"!

I know some real bad food jokes,
but let me tell you first!
The one about German sausage,
brother, that's the "wurst"!

There are several types of illness,
that leave you sore and weak!
But, when your bladder is infected,
"urine" trouble, so to speak!

I was sorta down and out!
Times were hard, you kn...

Categories: wurst, funny,
Form: Rhyme

Fair and Balanced--We Report, You Decide

...The message they mete out is strong
It's cooked at the top but smells wrong
This cursed wurst to eat 
Slice of life that looks neat  
A baloney treat for the throng...

Categories: wurst, satire
Form: Limerick

Michul Jordan You'Re Tagged Mate !

...Michul Jordan you’re Tagged Mate !


Wots all this
I sed to meself in me wurst Inglish accent

Gorblimmey and lummy
Gimme a pint uh tea
An a cup uh beer

Wots all this ere then

Gotta be ...

Categories: wurst, me, me, riddle,
Form: I do not know?