Wurst Poems - Poems about Wurst

...If you were long-winded but no pun in ten did, do you lack humor’s art, or was that a long fart? Once a pun, a thyme, a sage got tossed for smoking in a bar; It seems bad jokes are not in sea......Read the rest...

...My Maltesers class is complete A Star Bar move was quite a feat I’m craving a curry A Flake, or Mcflurry Sweetcorns hurt the soles of my feet! In the gym I perfect a Star Burst S......Read the rest...

...[Title changed from ‘Double Talk’ as I’ve used that title before] ________ This was the place that he’d chosen to go They do a great starter of avocado Everyone ordered th......Read the rest...

...Against light source well crafted tubular structure appended with eyepiece gazing offers viewer eye-opening, mind boggling instantaneously birthing then vanishing resplendent myriad colorful ......Read the rest...

...Each of us = our own worst enemy Hyperbole escorted ushered down aisle, no critic within google x bajillion mile (give or take a million) approximates limitless potential regarding self said e......Read the rest...

... Satire Doing Sweeties Chores 7-9-2016 My wif no longer cuts the grass And goat jus died from eatin glass Her old string trimmer is most gone She’s upen left so I’m livin alone O......Read the rest...

...ON BEING A SAUSAGE ROLL Our other sausage acquaintances are real – Flavoured, pigmented, heated By boiling or frying : They have their dignity, though they too be eated. Our natural feat......Read the rest...

...i could stare at your very photogenic (albeit invisible) countenance all day (or mice elf Stuart Little as a poor substitute), all week, the entire month, this remaining year, at least one additional......Read the rest...

...Mrs. Marks made wurst in the burg of Kover The smell made folks complain ever bolder. Their gripes grew so great She left town one eve late. Now they rejoice because the wurst is over.......Read the rest...

...Gee Whiz I ate a sandwich made of wurst with four large beers to quench my thirst because my clothing was of worsted I was extremely hot and really thirsted I drank some more and nearly bursted ......Read the rest...

...ead anything around. I read an "anti-gravity" book, and I couldn't put it "down"! I know some real bad food jokes, but let me tell you first! The one about German sausage, brother, that's the "wurst"! There are several types of illness, that leave you sore and weak! But, when your bladder is infected, "urine" trouble, so to speak! I was sorta down and out! Times were hard, you kn......Read the rest...

...The message they mete out is strong It's cooked at the top but smells wrong This cursed wurst to eat Slice of life that looks neat A baloney treat for the throng......Read the rest...

...Michul Jordan you’re Tagged Mate ! Wots all this I sed to meself in me wurst Inglish accent Gorblimmey and lummy Gimme a pint uh tea An a cup uh beer Wots all this ere then Gotta be ......Read the rest...