Michul Jordan You'Re Tagged Mate !

Michul Jordan you’re Tagged Mate ! Wots all this I sed to meself in me wurst Inglish accent Gorblimmey and lummy Gimme a pint uh tea An a cup uh beer Wots all this ere then Gotta be a riddle dum dee dum didle Nah scrap that wherez me giunt flippin rubber Can’t make ed or tail Aint no sense in it Is there now Mube Michul Jordan can fix it Ez a man of cunnin wit Oy there Michul ! Can ya see up the frog mate An sawt this one aht Will ya mate Its got me bogged Like waadaya gonna do fry ya ruddy brain In fish n chips Put on ya best whistle Pick up ya pencil And scribble uhs a bettuh poem than this Evur that or tag sum uver poor git Dump it in there lap Yup That’s wot I did TAG… !?!? waz all that Nah nah you got it all rong in Ingland ( the land of nu blessid langwig and the Queenz propa spokin flippin Inglish ) We say “ad” Yur ad gotya mate Michul Jordan Yur “it”