Whatzit Poems - Poems about Whatzit

...One last beer before Christmas Sitting in a run down bar Toasting Christmas' once again Making New Years Resolutions That in eight days I'll amend Watching Christmas Specials On what happened t......Read the rest...

...“You meddling mechanical moron, you’ve ruined everything, the thingamabob is running amok, can’t you hear the alarm bells ring? You clinking, clanking cretin, you demented digital dunce, you ne......Read the rest...

...After making the trip to Bar Harbor in Maine, we set off on excursions within that domain. In the midst of events, aggravating, arcane, we began at a loss. We embark on a most unpredictable task - t......Read the rest...

...Ammmazing how many blithering idiots sip silently while from their purpled tongue horrors regurgitate... a ripe bachus regurgitation soured by the tilt of goblet and the howling incessant banter of ......Read the rest...

...Hey s'up Joe? You bring the beer? Yup, I'll set it here within our reach. You know, we've been at this a year.. I see you got that last part complete. This book sure was a nice find, Bill. Yea......Read the rest...