Wank Poems - Poems about Wank

...Possible TV advertising for a certain kind of "donation" center… or for guys who might be looking for "gig" employment…with apologies, dear readers...this one's a bit "naughty". If your bills are......

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...Chogadella, chogadella gleef a finkle, fangle doo Sanking froth a wank forchella bleetting hist la trencheled sloo Calibali, spork n’ mally jopelwanker deef walore Ecta......

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... [ with a hint of the bridge from A Man Has Dreams sung by the character George Banks in Mary Poppins ] A bank is a community where people banked They did s......

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... I Hearken back to the old rule nazis how Deputy Fuhrer Hart led assembly - with his bell, megaphone and monobrow it was more like a Hitler Youth Rally! And C......

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...Treat this poem as the truth Non-fiction... Because this is the best way I can try to describe what it feels like to suffer with cocaine addiction It’s hard to even put this feeling of addiction i......

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... Busily flicking possibilities, swarmed faces swum Fishes flipped fast before the following Murky harbour deep, screen swallowing Clear impression of traits innate to individual ones Flas......

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...I remember the Man from Atlantis from forty years ago I watched his show when I was a kid The man with webbed hands and feet swimming underwater He was cool in his aquatic world But I've an imp......

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...Dancing wind Dancing wind dancing wind With my beat best of steps With the rainbow light holding Your breath wellcome your Soul soup of crab cakes for Love with a hight of clouds Ca......

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...Do rubles rain right into his bank? Tells many lies, can Trump be frank? Made appointments, but they stank. His approval ratings again just sank. Investigated, so gave Comey yank! Most now think......

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...Not really a poem, as such... Been reading about benzo's quite much... It's all very sad, but get why I am.....it's really a wank way to be! It has made me sad, cause I've realised I'm mad! But ......

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...The man lept from our balcony row and landed directly on Tebow and K'Vnulash, who began to tongue kiss passionately, realizing their final moments were at hand. It was not a gory explosion, but one t......

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...I'm done with this I've had enough of this/ Slushy trip since Hell Paso son just quit This empty pursuit Of letting the past keep livin' through you/ Go ahead and equip the damn truth It is that simp......

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...Knew ya were bad news, i just didn't read the headline. Funny! cos ya picture was on the front page. Something like a red wine ya were to me. Drunk on the thought of lovin you. Now that I've ......

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...Like retired folk for Florida, the British for their tea, Like China is for foreign debts, trash dumpers for the sea... Like Russians are for alcohol, and Ethiopia'd be for rain, Like Catholic priest......

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