Viv Poems - Poems about Viv

QUIET TIME WITH GOD A COLLABORATION WITH Curtis Moorman--Viv Wigley-- James Edward Lee Sr. In the quiet time of the evening at the end of the day; I hold communion with God while I kneel down to pray; On the spindle of midday and midnight the world turns; Bullets sear, bombs fall and hunger burns, not alone; I...

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Exceptional thought entered my old head sure this was an excellent idea when discussed with my wife filled her with dread so drove to ikea, showing no fear Supplied with television cabinet loaded my car, staff so good, never rude bought with pride definitely no regret Viewed how to easily build on YouTube, now at home bits all over the lounge floor blank,...

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People of England please stand, sing your praise His highness Viv Wigley king of flat pack Performed a miracle that will amaze A lesser man would have taken it back. Across dining room floor he laid the bits But the instruction book, it was not there He just hoped and prayed that everything fits Odds stacked against him, it just was not...

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Viv had planned to be out supping real ale But his wife had a different idea Furniture assembly - Viv's face turn pale but he gritted his teeth, and said ‘yes dear’ Alas, to poor Viv's utter dismay the instruction booklet could not be found With stiff upper lip, it won't mar his day His ******** expertise will astound So Viv got to...

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There was an old man from Derby Who begged me to sit on his knee The speed of his rise Took me by surprise No wonder he’s looking guilty! Inspired by a comment I saw from Viv Wigley where the poet had used the traditional opening line of a limerick 'there was an old' ... Poem posted with permission of Viv,...

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My vivier is rich in fish and is at the bottom of my garden. I go down there to see the fish. I go to see my bright goldfish that swim inside the vivier. You won't see them in the river or in any old wild place. I like to feed the goldfish that swim in the vivier. I love the fish in vivier. Viv knows...

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Well, what can I tell you about both my names? I'm not quite sure where I should start, 'Vivian' means 'lively' which raises a smile to friends of this tired old fart. It's not very common as names for men go, and famous Vivians very few Viv Richards the cricketer and Vivian Fuchs the explorer, they're the only two. My surname's from Derbyshire,...

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I want to be the man in that black hat Sitting down under where the Aussies do play Drinking in barrels, Bundaberg ale Smiling under my cool black hat Now I haven’t his hat Nor that cool Aussie accent I don’t live down under Not even drinking that Bundaberg thunder So I sit in a bar Up north with Santa Whose hat is jolly...

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If only you knew about the things I do. The secret life I live. By day I'm your wife, honest and true, by night I'm 'Seductress Queen Viv ' It's seven a.m. I make your breakfast again, just before you go off to work, I wave you off as you go and before you know, my wifely duties I shirk. I get online and strip in time for...

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