Slobbery Poems

HOUSE OF CHOAS

...In a house of chaos, a haven of love,
Where creatures from land, and water, and air,
Reside in a harmony, sent from above,
A bustling menagerie, beyond all compare.

Two ferrets, a slinky and mi...

This should make you smile too

...Contest: What makes you smile 2   Sponsor Karen Jones  Date 22/6/25
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When my day has been pretty tough,
And I have been dealing with lo...

I had to Leave - Your Choice R

...When I had to leave, if you’re finding it tough.
Because forever would not have been enough.
Try not to let your lonely, broken heart, heave.
If you’re finding it tough when I had to leave.

I w...

Wave Wave Wave - Surrealism Nonsense Poetry

...wave wave wave 
a mouth an ocean
tongue slobbering like a big slobbery dog
licking my face
wave wave wave
zave mave jave
licking my face an ocean wave
mouth of the boisterous dog
vave kave ba...

never enough

...for when a friend leaves and you’re finding it tough
because forever would not have been enough 

I wanted to stay I know you needed me
despite the love we shared it was not to be
but all those ...

Happiness

...Happiness is the first rain that breaks the drought,
           Seeing the joyful faces on farmers all about.
Happiness is a young child soaring high on a swing,
           Feeling as free as a bi...

My Best Friend Canine Valentine

...My Best Friend Canine Valentine

We love our Newfoundlander Mo to pieces
Slobbery greetings drench my wife, son and nieces
A hound sweet and chivalrous
A French kiss he’ll deliver us
As...

Our Brix -- Love Jones Contest

...Blessed with a big hunk of love.
He protects us, entertains us, obeys us (and disobeys us when he really feels the need).
Individually, he has stolen the heart of every member of this family with h...

When Forever Is Not Enough

...When I had to leave, if you’re finding it tough.
Because forever would not have been enough.
Try not to let your lonely, broken heart, heave.
If you’re finding it tough when I had to leave.

I w...

A Big Hunk of Love

...I just love looking at him. All 160 pound of our beautiful 10 year old dog.
He is a big hunk of love and every day he makes me happy.
He protects us, entertains us, obeys us (and disobeys us when h...

Cracked Souls

...Quote"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked". Bernard Meltzer


Her gaze was d...

Kiss

...A kiss to greet to say hello
A kiss goodbye before you go
A kiss written in a love letter
Though a few more would have been better.

A kiss that's soft and lingering slow
Body felt tingles from...

Doggerel Ii

...Doggerel II: Doggerel about Doggerel, or, More Nonsense Verse

The Board
by Michael R. Burch

Accessible rhyme is never good.
The penalty is understood:
soft titters from dark board rooms wher...

Poems About Dogs

...Poems about Dogs

This Dog
by Rabindranath Tagore
loose translation by Michael R. Burch

Each morning this dog,
who has become quite attached to me,
sits silently at my feet
until, gently ca...

Degree of Maturity

...Have you ever wondered? 
Being in an adult blunder 
A reason for going to class 
Besides the well-known intellectual pass 
Is it to learn the alphabet?
Addition subtraction you may get
Going to...

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